Making mermaids

When you jerk off and bust your load into the toilet and flush it.
They call me Poseidon because I'd be making mermaids, I'm king of Atlantis!
by Daddy Genki January 19, 2021
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mermaid stuff

Sexual acts that do not include vaginal intercourse. Mermaids can not have vaginal intercourse, due have a fish tail below their hips.
"Im saving myself for marriage, cause I'm a good Christian, but we can do some mermaid stuff!"
by Viksin January 14, 2016
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Dirty mermaid

A female so stanky that the only way you could fuck her was with her genitals underwater, ie a bathtub.

Being sure to avoid any situation that could make bubbles allowing her her yeastie Twang to reach the surface, ie a hottub
It stinks like dog food in the bathroom and the floor is soaking wet..... you had that dirty mermaids around again haven't you! Make sure you clean that bathroom and whatever the hell that is is around the edges
by Le on January 26, 2022
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indiana mud mermaid

It's a bit surprising, then, that there is such a long and rich history of Hoosier cryptids. indiana mud mermaid
by Icantthunkifauswrnamw May 18, 2023
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Mermaid horsey girl

Mermaid horsey girls are under-water horsey girls. Their horses are seahorses tho.
by gangganggangalangadingdong February 27, 2019
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Mermaid Syndrome

A type of syndrome that requires one to always be in the vicinity of easily accessible drinking water.

Someone who drinks a lot of water.
‘Oh she’s totally suffering from mermaid syndrome.’ ‘Damn she obsessed with hydration, gotta have mermaid syndrome.’
by Genzwhsiper789 April 22, 2021
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Mermaid Green

"That is a beautiful green shirt that you are wearing."... "Thank you, it's Mermaid Green".
by Spartanmermaid July 16, 2017
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