Mega shithole

That poop you take that leaves your ass hole stinging but oddly wanting more and more

Man I just had the biggest shit ever my ass is now a mega shithole

by Buttmanboi December 23, 2019

Mega faggot

Jesus gang

Chloe: oh dang my Jesus gang are mega faggots

by Nigerian army May 19, 2019

mega gruntie

A bowl movement, jobbie, or crap session of such intensity that it is measured to the power of one million standard craps. Such is the magnitude and intensity of a mega grunty that it can be beyind the capability of the average colorectal system and therefore a mega grunty may need to be delivered by cesarean section. A mega gruntie can be both intense and satisfying and can therefore result in a backdoorgasm.

"Sorry to take so long, I was almost torn in half at the seams by a massive mega gruntie!"

by Gruntie Stevie September 19, 2019

Mega Fuming

The state of being extremely angry or frustrated.

“Your face makes me mega fuming”

by Megafuming101 November 04, 2022

mega turbo

something that is more best than best; akin to fierce, arctic. also "turbo" or "mega turbo sweet".

"dude, i bought some mega turbo air jordans yesterday."

by porthos (3) August 03, 2008

mega-BSer

noun: a compulsive liar; can be used to reference any living creature, human and/or non-human; can be used to reference Cole.

"You know, I wish Cole wasn't such a mega-BSer. He lies about everything."

by subatlanticexplorer July 11, 2008

Mega Monkey

A huge piece of poop.

"Yo where were you that whole time?"

"I was taking a serious Mega Monkey dude."

by Hmbsm21 May 15, 2009