Mega Pear

A body type some BBW have or the woman herself. Usually described as a woman with an ass so humungous and wide that her body resemlbes a pear. Bottomheavy.

Damn, she's a mega pear.

by ghostmanthethird November 14, 2013

Mega Man'd

To be Mega Man'd is to be ganged up on a squad of exactly 7 after provoking one of said 7.

Originates from Super Smash Bros Ultimate with Mega Man's final smash.

"C'mon Robbie, let's go Mega Man them"
"They're gonna get so Mega Man'd!"

by YungLenin May 13, 2019

Mega Succ

When you rip a fat cloud from your vape and almost die, you did a Mega Succ

'ayy bro i just ripped a mega succ bro'

by Snowblackk March 2, 2019

Mega shithole

That poop you take that leaves your ass hole stinging but oddly wanting more and more

Man I just had the biggest shit ever my ass is now a mega shithole

by Buttmanboi December 23, 2019

mega mess

the drunkest guy on the dancefloor

omg...look at that guy...he just slammed into the wall three times....i think he might be a mega mess!

by dolores hardesty January 16, 2011

Mega Pint

The pint size of red wine required to soothe the nerves when your wife defecates on your bed while her dog steps on a bee.

Amberturd: "My dog stepped on a bee"

Elon Musk: "🎶Who let the Doge out🎶"

J.Depp: "A mega pint?"

by Vajrabolt June 3, 2022

mega gruntie

A bowl movement, jobbie, or crap session of such intensity that it is measured to the power of one million standard craps. Such is the magnitude and intensity of a mega grunty that it can be beyind the capability of the average colorectal system and therefore a mega grunty may need to be delivered by cesarean section. A mega gruntie can be both intense and satisfying and can therefore result in a backdoorgasm.

"Sorry to take so long, I was almost torn in half at the seams by a massive mega gruntie!"

by Gruntie Stevie September 19, 2019