Mask mandate

Forcing people to not breath.

Everyone who created mask mandates should be used for target practice.

by A random person48 November 21, 2020

Double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin

This act involves at least two men and one woman. Sex must take place on the first floor in front of a window. Man one must switch off with man two during sex. Man one dresses quickly, goes outside, walks in front of the window. When the girl sees man one, man two spits on her back and pulls out. When she turns around man two busts in her face, and throws pubes in her face. Man two than sticks a finger in his ass, inserts in in her mouth, and sticks two fingers in her vagina and one in her ass. He than lifts her up and screams "I've hooked the Marlin!" Man one reenters in time to take a picture, and they all live happily ever after.

"I know bob and mark care because they gave me a double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin."

by The Mad Tea-Bagger December 9, 2008

gorilla mask

After a lovely evening at Olive Garden (Red Lobster can be substituted if the wait is too long) politely ask your partner to participate in intercourse. Prior to ejaculation position the face of your said partner directly in front of your penis organ and release your seeds upon their face. Upon completion of said action reach down with your dominant hand and grab a handful of your partners pubes and throw them on your partners face. At this point run to a public place so all can see the gorilla chasing you.

Tate - "Yea, they have unlimited breadsticks and salad."

William Madison III - "I know, I really like the balsamic vinegrette."

Tate - "I'm on the fence about it, it's a bit peppery"

William Madison III - "How did the rest of the evening turn out"

Tate - "Following dinner I ended up at Mervyn's being chased by a gorilla mask."

William Madison III - "The fitting rooms there have horrible lighting."

by kylerbev November 19, 2007

Wearing the Crimson Mask

This is a "mask" that a person wears when they have been thoroughly beaten to the point where there whole face is covered in blood.

In Rocky 4, Apollo Creed was wearing the crimson mask before he died.

by Inspector Gadget September 7, 2004

the mask

One of the funniest movies ever made. Underestimated by many, a movie brought to life by the superbly over the top acting of Jim Carrey

er...........the mask is fucking top drawer.

by max May 19, 2005

zombie mask.

While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good week's worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.

she didn't expect that i was gonna give her a zombie mask, oh man it was hella funny

by arlie September 6, 2004

trojan mask

The act of placing one's genitalia upon someone's face, with the balls covering the eyes and the cock along the nose.

Barry fell asleep and I totally trojan masked him.

by Grecian Fire October 9, 2003