comp major

someone with no sense of time or direction and is simply incapable of planning the smallest events

kris: where is everyone?

Tyler:i dunno, thomas planned it
kris & tyler: fucking comp major!

thomas: i hope you guys dont mind the upper deck

by ludakrishneel April 6, 2011

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Major Kusanagi

Meaning "Ballsey", gutsy, bad-ass or fearless it is a reference to Major Motoko Kusanagi who is a character in the Ghost in the Shell anime and manga series who shares many of these traits. Generally used among surfers, trail bikers, skaters and other extreme sports enthusiasts.

"Whoa! Did you see him skate under that truck? That was Major Kusanagi!"
"Riding that wave was Maaaajor Kusanagi!"

by ElectricWarrior903 July 20, 2016

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Major Lee

The most badass dude you can, will, or ever meet. He is the most witty motherfucker on the block, and has a love of necrophilia. If he is near Men cant help but feel Inadequate and Ladies cant help but get naked. if you ever encounter a major lee your best option is to flee in the opposite direction. also known to add adjectives to the end to make it sound witty. Ex. "Major lee Retarded" Reads as, "majorly retarded"

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by Chippers your Aussie Slut October 26, 2013

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major fuckerino

when you’ve had the best time of your life, then someone very close to you, fucks it up.

I was having such a good day until Bill came and caused me a major fuckerino

by d44444vid December 10, 2018

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Major Tenth

The act of massaging both of a girl's nipples at the same time with one hand. So named because the distance between the two nipples is roughly equal to the distance of major tenth on the piano.

Natalie would rather have her boyfriend give her a major tenth instead using both his hands, so he can use his free hand for something else at the same time.

by musicchaucer July 4, 2012

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