A housekeeper or maid that is also a sexual partner to the head of the household. There are two types of upstairs maids. The first is a full-time upstairs maid that regularly sleeps with the head of the household when there are no overnight guests. The second is part-time upstairs maid whom is run by a pimp that hides the call-girl as a maid for her to perform tricks.
"Yeah, no luck at the clubs tonight but still horny. The upstairs maid is sleeping with me tonight."
"Don't worry man, I can get one of my ladies into your gated community. She covers as an upstairs maid."
"Don't worry man, I can get one of my ladies into your gated community. She covers as an upstairs maid."
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One of the best bands in the history of music. Have influenced so many other bands to date including: Metallica, Iced Earth and Dream Theater to name a few. Have currently done 14 studio albums. Also most americans seem to think they are satanists - ummm no...
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MAIDEN!
iron maiden - great live shows
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Not like some metal, that talks about pain and bitch and compain about shit that the singers dont have a first clue about.I prefer punk but i still thinx that Iron Maiden are legends, and the best metal bend ever to walk teh planet!!!!
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