loitus

To pwn someone, making them look foolish..

He just got loitus'd

by Ethan Edwards July 28, 2008

the locust

A noisecore band from San Diego that is often mistaken for grindcore. Their sound is unique, and is known for being synth-heavy, fast-paced, and challenging. Many of the band members are in side projects such as Holy Molar, Cattle Decapitation, and Some Girls.

The locust has legendary live shows.

by sisco July 27, 2006

Louster

Something that is awesome or cool

Here Ben, look at that car, that's a louster

by Big_heffer June 14, 2017

lousiana paint job

When a stripper is giving someone a lap dance and then takes a shit on you.

Last night the god damn stripper gave me a lousiana paint job so it was to sneak into the house without my wife noticing I was at a strip club.

by Aerius June 23, 2007

cheap, lousy faggot

An Irish insult, to be said from woman to man

Woman (possiblynamed Kirsty): You're a bum, you're a punk!


Man (possibly with weird teeth): You're an old slut on junk! Lying there almost dead on that drip in that bed!


Woman: You sumbag, you maggot, you cheap, lousy faggot, happy christmas your arse, pray to God it's our last!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Lots of luck in your Senior year

An expression of skepticism, i.e. "good luck...if you make it that far"; to be unfazed.

Number "46" has been known to quote his coach (?) as saying: "Lots of luck in your Senior year!"

by talk2me-JCH2 June 25, 2023

locust

A thirty-something male who emerges from his winter hiding place each spring to find an unwitting woman's life to ruin each by fall. The locust is similar to the very similar dating type, "the false messiah. "Everyone is fooled and believes that he is in earnest. He may even think so. While the false messiah is aware of his actions, the locust goes about his destruction carelessly leaving a female victim dazed and confused upon his sudden and brutal breakup speech delivered after months of declaring his true love. Like the insect that periodically terrorizes farmers, he comes out unexpectedly and ruins everything in sight. IN autumn, heretreats to his cave to destroy again. After declaring that he is going to stay away from dating for a while, he can be found the next day on every dating web site one can find seeking his next victim. L
Synonyms: False-Messiah Antonyms: husband, true-love, sincerity

" That guy is a locust; he acted like he truly loved me, had everyone fooled, and then blind-sided me with a brutal breakup. I hope he gets shingles.

by gingersnapsrocks! February 18, 2011