Goldie Lockes

Is when this fine girl with blonde hair gets u all twisted up in the game and makes u want to be with her 24/7
A.C.A. You Know!

She's my goldie Lockes

by Yo Boyee or wanna be ;-) July 29, 2004

Lockeism

The religion centered around the worship of John Locke (from the infamous Lost series) as God, or the Alpha Dog. In this religion, it is the belief that John Locke can do no wrong, is inherently brilliant in ways us peon-like Lost-followers cannot begin to fathom, and is probably Jesus coming back for Judgement Day.

"Dude, want to come to church with me today?"
"What religious affiliation are you, bro?"
"Lockeism--we just analyze every move John Locke makes in the Lost series."
"Hella tight! Count me in!"

by theoriginalmarktwain January 18, 2012

crap locker

A woman who has a nice ass.

Wow check out the crap locker on that one.

by Jeasus November 14, 2006

Brooklyn Storage Locker

A Cleveland Steamer and Blumpkin performed in unison. This act requires a man to squat on top of a woman while she performs fallatio while the man evacuates his bowels onto the woman's chest.

There was no longer a need for bathrooms at the brothel after the advent of the Brooklyn Storage Locker.

by BSLInventor August 25, 2011

line locker

The act of accelerating while holding the brakes on just enough to allow the back wheel/s to spin and the car to creep forward, resulting in a burnout line as far as the car has been locked in by the brakes.

I blew me diff doin a line locker

by granturismo July 6, 2006

choco locker

A bangin' booty, plump, "out there"... the kind you just 'need' to spank, touch, bite!

Man, did you see that... J-Lo ain't got nothin' on that choco locker!

by mr_rimmher August 16, 2009

Lockerbie

A small town near the England/Scotland border. Well known for hosting a terrorist attack in 1988 and ruining Christmas for everyone.

Lockerbie :The Terrorists that stole christmas

1988 was a year in which Christmas did not take place, why? Because some self-absorbed town in the middle of nowhere couldn't wait at least five days to crash a plane.

by DaBetts October 19, 2010