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Klinkers the gay lion

"Klinkers" is the gay lion, so called because of his huge, shaggy mess of hair. He can be seen stalking the O2 store
Did you see Klinkers the gay lion today?

Yeah, he offered me a bum and a Blackberry
by Lou_beck May 23, 2010
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Snoop Lion

Discovering something you thought was cool really isn't.
A bait and switch.
Shenanigans.
The ol' switcheroo.
Accidental sex with a passable transvestite.

"Man I took this gorgeous broad home and took her up the butt only to discover afterword that she had a dick."

"Did you hear that Snoop Dogg just changed his name to Snoop Lion?"
by Tipdock January 15, 2013
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lion

a lion is the second largest feline,next to the tiger, they live in africa in the savannah and some live in more wooded areas
Male lions are much larger than female lions but the female lions do all the hunting for that reason, male lions are to big and slow to catch anything besides something slow, and male lions who live in more wooded areas are more likley to hunt for themselves
there are often only 2 adult male lions in a pride and many females with cubs of either gender
lions r very defensive and protective of their prides and usually males will not tolerate outside males and the females will not tolerate outside females
male lions are expelled or leave on their own wen they mature
the new male leaders, after they "dethrone" the past leader, will often kill the remaining cubs

and there is my detailed definition :)
lion: i am king of the...well not jungle...savanah?
other animals: *wtf* alright then...=\
by snoww September 7, 2008
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Richard the Lionhearted

English King in the third Crusade. Rose up against the Moslem Saladin, who controlled Jerusalem at the time, with the supposed support of King Philip of France. King Philip, being French, later ditched Richard on the way to Jerusalem, causing a great blow to Richard's goal. Still though, Richard, brave and courageous, marched on. By the time he reached Jerusalem, Richard knew his victory, while possible, would not last for long, and he was not willing to waste the lives of his men. Sadly, he retreated and signed a treaty with Saladin. Richard was later imprisoned but released by King Philip, and his death came from an arrow shot in the shoulder. Richard's legacy as a soldier transcended his somewhat bad kinship, bad marriage, and bad son, and his romanticized reputation will last forever.
Richard The Lionhearted may have won if all his allies didn't ditch him.
by T Rev April 23, 2006
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Lionel

To get Lionel (messy) is to get ridiculously drunk and start doing crazy things.

Derives from the name of the Barcelona footballer Lionel Messi.

Messi = Messy.
"Last night got a bit Lionel; I was sick everywhere and Steve didn't come home!"
by thevinmeister October 6, 2009
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Lioness

when a female gets on top of her man on all fours like a lion and aggressively kisses him. using teeth and tongue, this looks like a lioness attacking her prey.
Daniel: Dude i walked in on Grace going all Lioness on Cameron the other day.
by The_Lioness December 8, 2013
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c-lion

cwar's other ghetto fab nickname
Yo, C-Lion, check out this Rat King story I made. It rules as much as rats with crowns on their heads.
by El_Scorcho September 15, 2004
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