Small, hard and encrusted lumps of shit that form around the anal opening that cause immense pain when a person sits down.
by Jon October 10, 2004
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"Klinkers" is the gay lion, so called because of his huge, shaggy mess of hair. He can be seen stalking the O2 store
by Lou_beck May 23, 2010
Get the Klinkers the gay lion mug.Ginger, the dog, followed granny closely down the hall so she could snarf up the old lady's pj klinker.
by whatta dame September 4, 2010
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Get the Klenkers mug.Craig: Dude, I just had the grosest dump ever, can you check if I have any remaining krinkers
Toby: Wipe again buddy, it's krinkers land in here!
Toby: Wipe again buddy, it's krinkers land in here!
by superkrinkers February 16, 2013
Get the Krinkers mug.Word originating from a 17th century Dutch colony of what is now upstate New York. The town cobbler (who lived a quiet life) was observed one day at the local inn as he quaffed a pint of beer in less than a few seconds and, quietly placing the empty pint on the inn's counter, returned to work quietly in his shop. The cobbler's name was Matthias Von Klinker. Ever since, to Klinker a beer is to drink it very quickly without all the ridiculous glitz and show of a frat-boy beer-bonging.
I grabbed two beers - one for Mac, one for me. I looked down only to pop the top off of mine and when I looked up, Mac had Klinkered his and was ready for another.
by deek3241 October 5, 2006
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