Small, hard and encrusted lumps of shit that form around the anal opening that cause immense pain when a person sits down.
by Jon October 10, 2004
Word originating from a 17th century Dutch colony of what is now upstate New York. The town cobbler (who lived a quiet life) was observed one day at the local inn as he quaffed a pint of beer in less than a few seconds and, quietly placing the empty pint on the inn's counter, returned to work quietly in his shop. The cobbler's name was Matthias Von Klinker. Ever since, to Klinker a beer is to drink it very quickly without all the ridiculous glitz and show of a frat-boy beer-bonging.
I grabbed two beers - one for Mac, one for me. I looked down only to pop the top off of mine and when I looked up, Mac had Klinkered his and was ready for another.
by deek3241 October 5, 2006
by Hatchin February 17, 2005
I was trying to keep it quiet while I was on the can, but I lurched out a Klinker and everyone in the next room knew what I was doing on the John.
by Klinker March 20, 2005
a verity of stink bugs that are particularly smelly, made well known by the almost plaid pattern on their backs
by jjkfjklfsajkjkjklfjkljklals November 3, 2006
by nomad88 June 3, 2015