Ball Lightning 

When one gets tazered in the groin

That jackass security guard gave the guys junk a case of ball lightning with his tazer

Ball Lightning by jdbombassmofo December 3, 2010

vanilla lightning 

the whitest goth chick you ever laid eyes on

damn dat one fine vanilla lightning right there.

vanilla lightning by gothguy552 June 1, 2011

Ride the lightning

1. Shot to death on a traffic stop
2. Electrocuted, especially an electric chair execution
3. A song and album by Metallica

Cop(gun drawn): Get out the car!!
Driver: What’s going on?
Cop: What’s going on is you fixin to ride the lightning son
Driver: Uhh...

Ride the lightning by Big_bobby April 13, 2021

Greased Lightning 

An expression to portray something to be faster then lightning.

When something is greased, it generally moves faster.

Try that again and you will be out of here faster then greased lightning.

Greased Lightning by Cenax March 18, 2005

thunder and lightning 

The act of fucking a woman in the pussy while she has a vibrator in her ass.

First time doing a thunder and lightning last night, I never wanted it to end!

thunder and lightning by sweetleilehua March 31, 2015

White Lightning 

Cheap, clear cider. Tastes like distilled urine. Probably is distilled urine. Carreis the stigma of being an under-18s-down-the-offy drink and of being taken (in huge amounts) by chavs.

And Johnny took a sip of White Lightning and spat it right back out again. "This is shit! And all those wannabe MCs drink that? Blimey, no wonder their rhymes were crap and their eyebrows fell off!" he said.

White Lightning by KHD April 20, 2004

Jewish Lightning Bolt 

When a man of jewish descent, ukrainian bitch slaps a dick, making it ejaculate in a striking, lightning bolt position.

You ever had a Jewish Lightning Bolt? Mine shot to the ceiling!

Jewish Lightning Bolt by BigDickSamantha December 13, 2016