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leah

leahs are bundles of fun. filled with un-limited shit jokes, but never fail to make you laugh (sometimes out of pitty). leahs are strong believers of the dinner goblin and could eat to save their lives.

leahs are generally short, sarcastic and smiley.

their daily lives tend to stick to a usual routine: in the morning, heavy drum and bass, a fatty skank and a breakfast with a massive line of Ketchup. at midday, heavy drum and bass, a fatty skank and a lunch with a massive line of Ketchup and in the evening heavy drum and bass, a fatty skank and a dinner with a massive line of Ketchup.

they love ketchup.
person: hey, whos that... listening to jokes and eating ketchup?

person 2: oh, thats just leah. shes so cool.
by cheesyweezy December 30, 2012
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leah

leah is a person that her best loves the most. no matter what leah says, her best will always love her more than leah loves her. leah is the best person you’ll ever meet and she’s one of those people everyone deserves to have in their lives. even though she doesn’t think very high of herself she deserves the world. leah is extremely talented and such a caring and just overall amazing person. it doesn’t matter how much she spams her story, u still love her, cuz she’s ur best friend.
alva: my best friend loves chicken, amy santiago and melissa fumero. she’s also an amazing editor even if she doesn’t think so herself!
random person: do u love her more than she loves u?
alva: yes, myu.
random person: omg u have a leah!
by avrorq June 30, 2020
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leah

A fat american bitch that cheats on her boyfriend in his bed. A girl that eats a whole chocolate cake as an appitizer before cooking pancakes for dinner. Also has a very fake 'over the top' laugh that sends shivers through your body and has been known to wake the dead. And lingers after the conversation has finished and makes everyone feel awkward.
There's that annoying bitch leah
by bfg23 December 26, 2008
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leah

a leah is a fat, lazy, bitch who bullshits so much its unreal, and is always late and talks about you behind you back
person1; oh my fucking god look at that leah

person2; ewwww thats fucking gross
by kevin123890685067608 May 9, 2011
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leah

noun;
tits that go east and west.
check out that chick, She has a leah !
by ynaffit March 25, 2008
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leah

Verb. Of latin origin meaning someone who did a bad job with their due dilligence.
I almost got leahed when I found our she was in fact a man!
by TICguy November 16, 2007
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leah

girl who is friends with my little sister. <3333333s mexis and Jbiebz. wants to start a club dedicated at her school to them, but is too afraid her black friends will judge her. wears fuzzy boots
that girl is a total leah. She won a nobel prize for her groundbreaking scientific research with internet-ordered sea monkeys her mom made for her
by chuuuuuckie May 24, 2010
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