Lay down and piss 

To urinate whilst laying down comfortably

Bouie likes to lay down and piss all day

Lay down and piss by Replacement Devin August 16, 2011

lay down a log

to take a large shit

yeah mate ill be right back just gotta lay down a log

lay down a log by citropussy January 25, 2016

lay the egg

When there is a three some between 1 girl and 2 guys and 1 of the guys cums in the other man's ass. The man with the cummy ass then goes to the girl and shits the cum on her chest. Therefore laying an egg on the girls chest.

Hey man you finna help me lay the egg on Brenna?

lay the egg by Cummy Bum Hole March 16, 2017

lay on tawp 

discord packer also known as aura#0003
very known ahahah L

“lay on tawp is the best purr”

lay on tawp by layaura July 22, 2021

lay some scratch 

Leaving a shit stain in your tighty whitey's. Usually brought on by farting a lil too hard!

Man Ed layed some schratch in his underwear today!

lay some scratch by mooseknuckles November 13, 2002

lay all your love on me 

A phrase that (is said mostly by women ) when there is an awkward conversation with someone (usually a guy) and the guy is offended by something the girl said, so the girl says it out of impulse and awkwardness only to create more confusion.

(From the abba song)

(Guy) Alex- Your really cute

(Girl) Andrea- Cool.

Alex- :l...

Andrea- LAY ALL YOUR LOVE ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!

Alex- wait what?

Andrea- Sorry about that

lay all your love on me by Sex A Lex 2 February 11, 2010

Lay A Fungi 

Noun: An extremely smelly fart.

"Ewwwwww! Capie, you 'layed a fungi', didn't you?"

Lay A Fungi by Jonathan December 1, 2003