lantigo

Some sexy asian created only to please and marry

Also known as North Atlantic badger that likes to sing

Damn i wish i was lantigo

by jacknickel April 11, 2004

landing pad hifi

Landing Pad HiFi has the expressed goal of countering the negative tendencies in music today. Landing Pad HiFi is a collective of DJ’s, Musicians, Producers, and Promoters founded in Dallas in the spring of 1994. Landing Pad HiFi is a Rescue Mission!

Right now is a special time for all kinds of music. Any thing you might want to hear you can. Just Listen.

by Joe and Angie April 30, 2005

space landing

When a guy takes a crap in a chick's vag.

Todd & Sheri are going home so Todd can do a space landing on Sheri.

by LilScubaGirl July 24, 2008

Corkscrew Landing

A corkscrew landing (also spiral landing) is a method of penetration that is intended to minimize the risk of the man being hit by anti-aircraft fire from the ground on his way to the destination orifice. Instead of slow descent towards the hole, in a corkscrew landing the phallus is positioned at high altitude above the entry port, then descends rapidly in a spiral. The manoeuvre is typically performed by pilots of military aircraft.

Man 1: hey pal, you don’t look so hot.

Pilot: yeah I feel like shit. I botched a corkscrew landing last night and missed the landing strip.

Man 1: ouch.

by dragonmasterman December 9, 2018

THESE KIDS KEEP LANDING ON MY PENIS

ARHHHGHGGHHH

THESE KIDS KEEP LANDING ON MY PENIS Joshua said whilst raping a porky pine in france arrrrhhhhhghhg(69)

by Willyholeszz November 1, 2020

Lunting

Lunting is the act of Ass Fisting, insering ones fist into the anus.

Person 1: Damn I love lunting, I lunted this bitch so hard last night.

Person 2: Nice, but doesnt it bother u that ur hand and arm gets covered with feces?

Person 1: Nah man thats the best part of it all, feces is HOT.

by luntbot3000 April 4, 2009

Landing Strip

Nickname for a slut ass bitch.

We should go visit landing strip and eife that skank ass bitch.

by Griz May 2, 2004