Laptopping

Definition A: When media organizations, prominent people (or both) claim there is no evidence for something despite the opposite being true.

Definition B: When media organizations, prominent people (or both) claim that something true is actually false or misleading in order to perpetuate a preferred narrative.

Media Organization: " The damaging video being shared online which shows the President in a bad light is fake"

Person: "It's literally the same unaltered video that your news organization shared LIVE two hours before you realized it was damaging to your Party's narrative. STOP LAPTOPPING US, you're insulting our intelligence and destroying YOUR credibility

by EndMediaBias June 19, 2024

Two Laptops

An expression of excitement, happiness, or joy.

“Hey honey, I got a promotion at work!” “Wow honey that’s amazing! Two Laptops!”

by olive2000 August 26, 2025

larptop

A laptop with a bunch of nerdy game/tv series stickers.

Matt was watching hentai on his larptop

by ThatLittleSwagFag January 26, 2015

lactophiliac

A Lactophiliac is someone who's sexually aroused by lactating breasts, usually they will focus on a woman's breasts more than your average normal person.

whenever we sext, he keeps asking me to squirt my breast milk all over his dick, im not even lactating.

uhm..Lactophiliac allert!

by Ran Mc May 11, 2016

lapotp

A laptop computer which does not work to your specified needs or otherwise crashes often

I was typing some work on my lapotp and it froze right in the middle of my document.

by Rill GiktokExcelticus February 20, 2017

laptoyanqua

The one bitch that no hoe messes with

Gurl I'm bout to fight Laptoyanqua

Bitch you crazy that is Laptoyanqua don't mess with that Bitch

by Tina hoe March 13, 2017

Lactopracilliusfunguschungus

a type of allergic reaction to salad dressing

Can you tell me what's in the dressing?
I need to know what's in the dressing.
Because I'm Lactopracilliusfunguschungus

by defsnotcarl April 19, 2018