slut lap

To walk around the bar one last time and check out who's hot enough to flirt with before moving on to the next bar.

Tony, Steven, and Andy did their final slut lap around The Complex before heading over to JJ's.

by Tony, Steven, and Andy April 20, 2005

Loyal Lap Dog

Someone who blindly suck up to a master and follow all of his order

Howard is Victor's and Johnny's loyal lap dog, he once followed these two to the male toilet to lick off their tasty pee

by Black Dawg August 25, 2014

one more lap

the final marijuana smoke of the night.

Jay: one more lap?
Ant: yeah, pack a fat one.

by Louie Lupo July 8, 2011

Take a lap

A phrase said usually when one does something that is indescribably absurd and/or uncalled. The phrase was popularized by 'Dennis Reynolds' in an episode of the cable program 'It's always sunny in Philadelphia' on the episode titled "The Gang Gives Back".

Flip Flop Kid runs up to Dennis with a soda in his hand

Dennis Reynolds: What the hell is that?

Flip Flop Kid: I don't know.

Dennis Reynolds: It's diet.

Flip Flop Kid: Oh.

Dennis Reynolds: Does it look like I need to be on a diet?

Flip Flop Kid: I don't know.

Dennis Reynolds: Terrible. Take a lap.

by Grandma Slippery October 4, 2011

warm lap blanket

1. The mucilaginous issue of reverse peristalsis, in cases where said vermiculation is the denouement of overly ambitious fellatio.

2. The sudden, steaming end of a throat-fuck.

3. When you get a blowjob from a drunk girl and she throws up in the middle of it.

"I kept a firm grip on his ears and pulled until I felt the warm lap blanket flowing over my legs."

by Anjelikat & Dr. Hemp November 29, 2004

Done lap

When a girls stomache DONE LAPPED over her pants.

Damn look at that girl, her stomache done lapped over her wasteline.

by squeezalio January 2, 2009

poop lap

Noun /po͞op/ /lap/
1. When you cant hold your poop, so you poop through someone else's legs while they are using the toilet.
2. When two people who love each other decide to become closer by sitting and shitting together.

Will and cece are poop lapping, don't go in the bathroom.

My dad was on the can, but I had to go so bad I poop lapped him.

by DaveHasslehoffsBoo May 5, 2019