Knacker mag

This is another phrase for top shelf porn magazines. "Knackers" in this instance refers to your bollocks. A knacker mag is therefore a magazine that you can use to help you get your knackers off.

have you got a knacker mag handy I fancy a wank

by rmp2 January 13, 2011

knackerise

(vb) to grab, squeeze and/or pull the testicles, either through the clothes or by opening the fly, to cause more or less severe pain. English. knacker knackers

Sometimes as a joke, often as torture, occasionally so that the victim will be so preoccupied with his pain that he desists from some antisocial behaviour.

He was being too aggressive, so I knackerised him. That gave him something to think about.

There's (name)! It's his birthday: grab him and knackerise him! Make his day!

by frankieco January 24, 2012

knackerwallet

A wallet totally devoid of money; one typically filled with cobwebs and useless bits of paper.

I left my knackerwallet at the pub, but who cares, there’s nothing in it to steal anyhow.

by LS_GA May 14, 2014

Knackerphile

noun. - A term used to describe an uncontrollable sexual fascination and attraction with people from the travelling community.

"Terry never leaves the halting site. He's such a knackerphile!"

by WordsyMcWordsmith May 13, 2015

Knockers

Absolutely knockered

After drinking a whole bottle of vodka, she was feeling knockers

by Taishokukitten November 22, 2016

Knockers and Mash

When a really fucked up Canadian guy, perhaps he might go by the name of Mo or Dan wants to tit fuck his date by mashing his member between them. If he is hungry afterwards he may decide to eat some sausage with mashed potatoes.

Andy (he could also be called Andy) couldn't find his condom so he went for knockers and mash.

by Uncle PP December 6, 2017

Knockers

bonkers, melons, boobies, tits, breasts, tiddys, synonym for the female hills

Guy: Hey look at those knockers! They're huge!

by DubTrapGaming October 29, 2018