kenny chesney

The best country singer!! Loves to sing about vacationing on the beach and getting away.

Kenny Chesney is fucking HOT!!!

by Princess December 15, 2004

kenny/goat

The hottest bitch in the world. If you're named Kenny or Goat, I can guarentee that people named Dani will fall in love with you- like the level of "I've had a crush on you since third grade" kinda love. No joke, these bitches are so fucking cute.

Kenny/Goat: Hi my name is Kenny or Goat

Everyone ever: *simping over how amazing they are*

by ur mom dani December 18, 2021

kenny-blacklung

Term (name) used to described someone whom is endowed enough to suck their own cock; coined from the Shakespearean legend of a common villager that was able to suck his own cock, when the Queen insisted on a personal demonstration it was revealed that he could indeed suck his steed of a cock...needless to say the village had a new King (King Kenny Blacklung). Ole Kenny-blacklung.

Dude can do the kenny-blacklung. Only a select few are capable of the kenny-blacklung. Those with cocks the size of a Pringles cans can do the kenny-blacklung.

by ODPB April 5, 2011

kenny pasato

A gay Mexican "guy" who will do anything to get a dick in his mouth. He is very smart when it comes to school. He will mark his territory with his own saliva. He can put a smile on your face but if you piss him off you won't have a face to smile with.You don't fuck with kenny pasato.....period!

-kenny pasato sucked your dick for free?
-hell yeah brother! He was doing it for Dale!

by 666_____18adilf hitler May 20, 2017

Ellie Kenny

Someone who’s reply time is parallel to traveling to the moon. This creature isn’t inherently a slut or sket. However, when an “Ellie Kenny” consumes drugs (mainly alcohol or Xanax) the mind of this strange being only has two options. Firstly, cry and don’t stop crying. Secondly, jump on the closest dick. In the lesson right hands an “Ellie Kenny” is a easy shag. As long as the “Ellie Kenny” is complemented this holds true. Other names “Ellie ketty”.

Clive- Wow, she is taking ages to reply.
Jack- OMG , you’ve caught an “ellie Kenny” unlucky.

Clive- unlucky for some

by COKE4thewin May 18, 2018

Kenny simp

A person who "simps" for a literal ten year old cartoon character.

(Person one):"KENNY IS SO HAWT"
(Person 2): "What a Kenny simp."

by MochiAteYourDrawings May 21, 2023

kenny wayne

A hairy yet bald fat man that only screams and is obsessed with studley hungwell running off with his wife.

That fat bald hairy guy must be a kenny wayne.

by Butt plug bull stick June 3, 2018