le patat kebab

best song ever and the turkish national anthem starting 2022

tetorisgaming:le patat kebab, le patat kebab
you: uncontrollably kneels to submit to the genius

by yolor3stis November 20, 2021

Moldy Kebab

A very old musty/crusted and or diseased male genitalia.

Did ya see that dude at the bath house, worst Moldy Kebab I've ever seen.

by Packet-Collector September 20, 2021

Kerry's kebab

The Niagara falls of jelly fish slapping

Buzz buzz squelch squelch Kerry's kebab

by Jammy66 August 17, 2021

Berlin Beef Kebab

A meaty treat, served warm from the sausage delivery apparatus of a hairy bravarian man; usually diagonally across the face of a willing lady.

Sandra the milkmaid tried not to retch as Herr-spunk the gestapo officier treated her to a steaming Berlin Beef Kebab.

by Larry Spagbol February 19, 2012

nob kebab

A person who is in watts with blond hair lives in St Albans and acts like a bellend all the time and is rude and cringey and annoying for no reason

Wow bro your being such a nob kebab today for no reason

by TheNobKebabKnower July 24, 2017

kebab tanning

a way of tanning when you don't have space to lay down

There were nowhere to lay down to tan, so i did some kebab tanning instead.

by rolli61 September 1, 2017

Squat Kebab

Squatting down to eat your kebab because you have had too much to drink and can't stand up straight to eat it.

'That chick is so wasted she is pulling the squat kebab on the corner'
'On a scale of one to squat kebab how messy was your Saturday night in the valley?'

by ValleyVirgins August 12, 2018