karen

a massive twat

karen fuck off

by aggin July 13, 2022

Karen

A nickname often referring to pretentious bitches who prioritize their gratification over the needs of others and expect everything to conform to their expectations. They will literally do anything to get their way, as it is their top priority.

Karen: I'm gonna go to a concert! Oh fuck, all the parking spots are taken.... except for this handicapped spot.
Handicapped person: *takes handicapped spot*

Karen: *to handicapped person* LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!!!!!!

Handicapped person: Why?
Karen: Because I deserved that parking spot more than you!
Handicapped person: What are you talking about? I'm handicapped, so isn't it important that I get this spot?
Karen: NO! I DESERVE THIS SPOT MORE BECAUSE MY GRATIFICATION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR ACCESSIBILITY!!!!!!!!! I'M CALLING THE COPS ON YOU FOR ILLEGAL PARKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cop: *to handicapped person* I was informed that you parked illegally?
Handicapped person: No, I didn't
Cop: Oh. *charges Karen for allegation*

by PussyEater69000 June 17, 2022

Karen

When you go to the dollar general and the old bitch hits the other old bitch with a shopping cart.

“That bitch Karen won’t shut up.”

by Pinkpony797 September 4, 2022

Karen

A dumb bitch that always wants her way in every aspect of her useless life.

Karen: "GET ME YOUR MANAGER!"
Employee: "NO YOU STUPID KAREN!"

by -Lightz September 20, 2022

Karen

An entitled bitch who will ruin your day unless you have a nasty comeback for when she asks for your manager.

Karen: BRING ME YOUR MANAGER
Person: stfu Karen

by Dead Human January 30, 2022

Karen

Karen is a woman, who is extremely concerned about the leave on the street in front of her house. Also, the possibility of ants from any drops of soda on the concrete, presents a problem. Karen needs all things to be exactly how she wants it, and likely lives alone, or with someone who's soul she has sucked out.

Karen is sweeping the leaves on the street in front of her house.

by nonkaren February 4, 2022

Karen

Karens are usually old/middle aged and they usually have bleach blonde hair in a very short bob hairstyle. They are queerphobic, refuse to wear masks, ask to see the manager, ableist, racist, pro-life, trump supporters, enforce gender roles, and are all around lousy people.

Karen: "IF YOU KIDS DON'T STOP SKATEBOARDING I WILL CALL THE SHERRIFF!!!!!!!!!!"
Kids: "We're literally in the park it doesn't belong to you and we're not hurting anyon-"
Karen: "YES YOU ARE!!"
Kids: "Who are we hurting then?"
Karen: "MY FEELINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by evan_was_here October 1, 2021