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Juice Purse

1) Yo! I wouldn't mind dropping some coin in her Juice Purse

2) Zip up that Juice Purse Bitch.. That shit stanks!
by Scarecrow Boat June 22, 2016
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juicy bum syndrome

Juicy bum syndrome or J.B.S is a condition that occurs after you drop a shit and wipe up the resulting bum chocolate. Only minutes after leaving the toilet it starts to feel juicy between your cheeks and your butthole begins to itch uncontrollably.
Man, I had severe Juicy bum syndrome last night! I scratched my butthole so hard that it looked like a cherry ripe had melted in my jocks!
by Ratdog82 July 2, 2017
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Juicee saleef

The juicy boy(d)

Doesn’t function well as a juicer because he causes lots of spillage

Thin legs affect his stability - you have to hold him when juicing which would make your hands sticky

He looks as though he’s been made from two separate parts which in the long run could cause him to break from frequent use and abuse

Small plastic feet have been added to the bottom to prevent him from slipping about
“Look at my new wedding present, I’m taking this juicee saleef to show and tell

“People buy juicee saleefs just to show off their money”

“All I want for Christmas is a juicee saleef”

Police reports say he died doing what he loved best... juicing a melon with his juicy juicee saleef
by Mr moal April 23, 2019
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crap juice

Can be used to describe a runny shit, or the hot liquids which are produced from a runny shit, also known as the Green Apple Splatters. Usually when crap juice is involved in a dump, you are most likely to shit through a screen door without leaving your mark.
"Vince, is that crap juice running down your leg? Holy Hell Vince, you got crap juice everywhere you nasty mother fucker."

"Nigga, what the hell are you doing sitting at this stop sign? You better hurry up because I gotta take a crap and im fixing to get crap juice all over the place. I mean gosh, its just crap, crap, crap."
by CosmicKristy September 12, 2006
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Quin Juice

Any type of protien shake or dietary supliment, even steriods

Derived from the comercial with Brady Quin in it (it doesnt actually have to be that specific brand)
Sorry guys i cant chill right now i need to drink my quin juice within 30 minutes of my workout
by Phil Gray February 11, 2008
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Cubicle Juice

Liquid beverage otherwise known as "Coffee" which is dispensed, distributed or brewed in an office.

This version of coffee normally is strong, made with tap water and has bits of coffee grounds in it.
Brohan Sebastian Bach: "Dude, I had an epic night yesterday and I can hardly keep my ish together today."

Dope-a-lischious McSkills: "Bro, there's some fresh squeezed Cubicle Juice in the grubbery. Go hit that up before the jackals in sales snake it!!"
by The Slippery Bannana April 1, 2009
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wiener juice

the juice that comes out of a penis when it ejaculates.
andy got wiener juice on the tub
by megan cones March 5, 2009
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