by jshvan March 30, 2008

Bunch of queers that play shitty crap on a stage probably built by slaves
They worship satan and shitted on the holy Bible, Torah, and Quaran
They are part of the KKK and also like to rape young little girls
They are probably gonna die from testicular explosion
Don't listen to their crap cuz if you do, God will know and he won't be happy
They worship satan and shitted on the holy Bible, Torah, and Quaran
They are part of the KKK and also like to rape young little girls
They are probably gonna die from testicular explosion
Don't listen to their crap cuz if you do, God will know and he won't be happy
Dad: Holyshit, Jonas Brothers, quick Stan call 911
Stan: Here, listen to some Black Sabath
Dad: ahh so much better
Stan: Should I burn the radio dad
Dad: YES, go do that, and tommorow we're gonna sue the station
Stan: Here, listen to some Black Sabath
Dad: ahh so much better
Stan: Should I burn the radio dad
Dad: YES, go do that, and tommorow we're gonna sue the station
by notanoob7778 June 30, 2009

A disney pop group consisting of a trio of brothers. Known for their chirpy and pithy lyrics and fun, wholesome, christian attitutes-also for their gay rights activism and their 'kitten killing, rainbow hating music raping' foundation dedicated to brainwashing young stupid girls into likeing their gay asinine music.
Girl 1: 'Hay lets go to the Jonas brothers concert!'
Girl 2: 'Are your parents brother and sister?'
Girl 1'Yes, yes they are'
Girl 2: 'Are your parents brother and sister?'
Girl 1'Yes, yes they are'
by Justine Beatle lover August 19, 2009

a really gay and retarded "band" that cant make good music at all. They have many fans that are at the age of 6-17 and most likely if the "band" still exist in the year 2020 most of these girls will not get a cock in their pussy. They have bad music and are gay because they have purity rings and cant have sex with girls. so they have an orgy with each other.
1.dude i hate the jonas brothers
2.Im not gonna have sex with you because you are obsessed with the jonas brothers
3.Jonas brothers should all get kicked in the nuts by mickey mouse
2.Im not gonna have sex with you because you are obsessed with the jonas brothers
3.Jonas brothers should all get kicked in the nuts by mickey mouse
by imwaitingfortheEND April 17, 2009

by !!!!!!!!! I <3 DILLAN March 1, 2009

A poseur band that are part of Disney to brainwash kids to watch more Disney so that the Disney corp. and Jonas bros can get tons of money. Almost all of their songs are about breaking up with a G/F when there are more important things to write about. They are as real and good as Avril Lavigne(Thats not a compliment)
by Anti-Jonas September 28, 2007

A shitty band consisting of 3 brothers who play mediocre music equivalent to that of Hannah Montana and Hillary duff. They are overrated and have meaningless lyrics with a prepubescent singer with a squeaky voice.
The only people who like them fall under at least one of these categories
1) They watch Disney Channel regularly
2) They are in love with High School Musical
3) They are under the age of twelve
If you like them, do yourself a favor and listen to real muisc.
The only people who like them fall under at least one of these categories
1) They watch Disney Channel regularly
2) They are in love with High School Musical
3) They are under the age of twelve
If you like them, do yourself a favor and listen to real muisc.
by pianoguitar November 6, 2007
