jumping jewhosaphat

a fine phat jewish ho who listens to van halen's album 1984 (specifically 'jump')

I drove by an elementary school and saw a bunch of jumping jewhosaphats.

by bigheadborza March 9, 2005

Jeche

A big Guido, also slang for a "player" Tends to date multiple people at once. Is overly obsessed with sports

Man: Hey lady wanna go out/

Lady: okay.

Next day:

Man: Hey other lady wanna go out?

Other Lady: sure.

Next day:

Man: come here at 1:00 lady.

Man: Come here at 1:00 other lady.

At 1:00

Ladies: YOU PLAYER! I HATE YOU! WHAT A JECHE

by Iroshimaru August 11, 2009

Jecht

I don't know what chode goblin went around telling people that a jecht was the bead inside a vagina, but it's definitely NOT. A jecht is, infact, the the specific part of your ass that is brown and wrinkled, right before entering the rectum. A jecht has nothing to do with a vagina, you fucking retards. Most commonly, it's used as an insult.

Prison sex expands the width of your jecht.
Your mom licked my jecht last night.

by Shut the fuck up. June 20, 2006

Jechonga

A very large African Mandingo

Her: I usually go for white boys cuss they’re shrimps

Him: girl you fucking with the wrong team
Her:.......
Him: whips it out
Her: pass out
Him: girl I told you I got a jechonga now wake your ass up and suck this dick

by Laughxgiggles April 4, 2021

Jechori

He is not your average guy. he carries himself in a way where some will say gives off “Big D Energy.” He is uber athletic and he has brains like no other. He’s a very attractive, irresistible, humorous and loving guy. His favorite colors are red and black. He’s also very determined and driven on accomplishing anything he reaches for.

He reminds me of Jechori

by anonymous November 20, 2023

jewhovah

A Jehovah who is secretly a jew

Kira claims to be a Jehovah but she's really a jewhovah

by Kira the jehobag March 16, 2016

Jechrey

A giant fag.

He is such a Jechrey

by SnekisKek October 17, 2016