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Jade

There are two types of Jades, one is an amazing singer and the nicest and prettiest girl ever, and the second is a big fat slutty hoe, she knows she’s a hoe and she’s ok with it. She has many other hoe friends that go around and smoke weed and have sex all the time. She loves drama and she will try to fight someone whenever she can, but never actually fight them. She has a cameltoe 24/7 and thinks she’s the coolest girl in school but really, nobody likes her. Jade is trouble...
Oh no it’s big fat Jade! Watch out everyone! (OR)
Yay it’s amazing Jade! I love Jade!
by Patricia Waterman April 13, 2019
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The weird Kid in every class and isn’t smart at all and comments on everything everybody says
I hate a jade
by Skodhdnd May 10, 2019
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Jade is a lesbian, depressed emo that fantasizes over worms on strings and plastic babies.
Jade is so much like ME!!
by hi i'm depressed December 9, 2019
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A bigpigu” (pee-goo).
Rita likes raving with Jade on rainy days.
by Heymin September 18, 2019
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Jade is a sweet girl she likes hugs and to cuddle she loves food, friends, and most importantly her family. her favorite seasons are winter spring and fall. you can wow her with almost anything! if you have a Jade in your life never let her go. it will be the worst mistake of your life.
jade is awesome.
by wolf_lover27 April 9, 2020
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Thick , beautiful , funny , intelligent yet a dn at times . Also better known as a mami
Jade is a mami
by Foryoureyezonly January 5, 2017
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Jades are every rude but popular. They have lots of friends but lots of enemies as well. Jades are usually good dancers.
Jade is so rude
by Fire Edits March 15, 2020
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