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Janketyassedest

Adj., superlative: To be poorly designed, built, and/or maintained to such an extent that the user or observer is genuinely shocked that the system in question is stable or functional.
It may be the janketyassedest set we've ever built, so make sure your health insurance is in order.
by TenthSpeedWriter December 7, 2010
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jank sauce

something that is extremely janky, strange, and poor quality
Wow, look at that car! It's covered in jank sauce!
OMG, it doesn't even have doors!
by har har har harrrrr November 14, 2011
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Jaank Jaanki Jaan Jaanke janked Janakitti Jankis janke jankie jankity jankey

jank'd up

When you've hit that crazy high from hanging out with your friends for too long. Hanging out with Jannkyim to be specific.
Ex: HAHAHA WOOO, LET'S GO GET JANK'D UP.
by kimberrlaaay May 18, 2014
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Jank

1. Fucked up. Jank can refer to a state of mind.
2. Fucked up looking. Someone can look Jank. (Also see: Ratchet)
3. Jank can be used to describe someone with a rotten personality.
4. Derivative of 'Jankie'. Broken or messed up. Strange.

Basically stoner speak for anything fucked up, dirty, or gross.
1. 'Bruh I am so jank right now.' *passes doobie*
'Hey its new years eve tomorrow. Lets get jank!'
'Smokin dat jank stuff'
2. Kayla is so Jank now. She used to be cute in high school. What happened?
3. That jank bitch is flirting with my boyfriend. She knows that we are dating. Thats disgusting.
4. 'Where did you park?'
'Over there in that jank spot'
by TheCrazyMaddie September 11, 2014
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Jank

can be used as janky or janked etc... when something is super sketch. can also be used for emphasis on EVERYTHING
person1- hey kevin did u like murdering that miniature poodle back there?
kevin- naw that was pretty janky.
by Legit black Jabbs January 15, 2017
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jank

jank
to describe something as bloody creepy and/or something you happen to dislike
boi 1: damn this food Doris made is horrid
boi 2: you Cld say its janked up

boi 1: some true janky shizzle m88
Doris: those guys have jank taste
by Minkie-moo jackson February 13, 2017
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jankelly

Handsom man with a huge cock and a millionaire, he smokes hookah and drinks hennessy
Damn Jankelly's cock is huge
by Jankelly24 March 13, 2017
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