A man who, according to a somewhat-popular book known as the Bible, was the son of God. Jews and atheists do not acknowledge his existence, but then, neither reads a Bible.
Anyway, it is said that Jesus died for us, the worthless humans we are, and rose three days later to prove his holiness. Some nonbelievers claim he hung out in his little cave eating beef jerkey he hid up his ass. But you don't need to believe either.
Anyway, it is said that Jesus died for us, the worthless humans we are, and rose three days later to prove his holiness. Some nonbelievers claim he hung out in his little cave eating beef jerkey he hid up his ass. But you don't need to believe either.
There was only one man who expected from us such a perfect balance that we could live by the law and still forgive the deviation. So, of course, we killed him.
-Orson Scott Card on "Jesus"
-Orson Scott Card on "Jesus"
by Inyro October 31, 2007
by satan is gay March 03, 2005
a magician that lived 2000 years ago,fooling the less intelligent and weak.He was the chris angel of his time,the only reason why we dont think chris angel is the son of god is because we understand magic and know its fake but 2000 years ago people werent so smart.
by nothing_but_the_truth December 24, 2008
Look at that nigga Jesus
by Jesus McNugget July 18, 2017
A big guy that has magical powers and made God take a big shit and he made himself get a foot long Dick
by Hhshjsj February 20, 2017
Jesus Christ, is a savior. He was sent from Heaven by God into the womb of virgin mary. She gave birth to him and named him Jesus. Jesus grew up perfect, all have sinned but him. He is love. Jesus was crucified, beaten, and mocked by Jews, and nailed on a cross to pay for our sins, that anyone who believes in him may be SAVED from hell to live with God eternally in heaven!!3 days later Easter the Messiah rose again and was a miarcle and many bowed and worshiped him! He will be back...Jesus is coming to take those who beleive back to heaven, and that could be the end of the world, Don't be left behind, or gone to hell. Make the descion before its to late, God loves you and is knocking on your heart..."let him in!"
by CharisXlovesXyou November 07, 2006
An amazing guy who lived over 2000 years ago. He saved many lives and loved everyone. He never commited a sin and he forgave others, he performed many mirachals. Lots of people believe in him and he dramaticly changed the world for the better.
by Liam_27 October 15, 2017