jp weiler

a kid that smokes every day and trys to act ghetto and jizzes all over him self and wipes it on his bed

a big wanna be baller and is white and the snow that comes out of the sky

by pl;ayerforlife January 28, 2005

jp

THE BIGGEST SIMP OF ALL

person1: is that jp
person2: no thats our simp lord

by ifurreadingugay April 15, 2020

jp

Acronym for junior partier. It is used to describe someone who is not down for a party or fun time. Someone who will not partake in fun events, drink more beer, etc.

"Hey James, you want to see who will have a longer keg stand?"-Mike
"Naw dude"-James
"Dude, don't be such a jp."-Mike
"Fine, let's do it"-James

by Zack Schmitt May 15, 2008

JP

a fuked up son of a bitch who is impatient and lieks to masturbate when nobody is around. he thinks to be straight when deep down inside he like to swallow semen JP is usually asian name that is an annoying douchebag and likes to bother people when they need to finish important stuff.

wow that dude is such a JP

by jackbean69696969696969 June 17, 2009

JP

1.One who likes to smell the same sexes anus, and likes to masterbate with small mellons. 2. love to be shitted and or play with his/her own shit. 3.!! gets off to animals breading.

Man, I caught Jeremy JPing again this morning.

by little brother!!! February 25, 2008

Jp Lawncare

Lawn care service created by Josh Murray and Patrick Pickney in a Father Ryan art class in 2009. Has been named to the top 10 lawncare companies in the southeast by southern living. They are so good that john deere gives them free equipment.

LSI did a shitty job on my yard, i wish we had Jp lawncare.

by Pick 18 March 30, 2010

JP'd

The act of getting shot down from sex, but not verbally, through your date passing out just before sex. Originating from .J.e.n. .P.e.n.n.e.r, must occur prior to both shirt and pants being removed or un-done.

"Dude, I totally got JP'D last night"

or

"Hey man did you get laid last night?"
"No bro I was so close but, she definately JP'D me!"

by John Slade June 29, 2009