j out

In the War Thunder slang, when your situation is so hopless that you'd rather keep pressing j (default key to adbandon veichle) and get back to hangar.

I was on fire and there was a Panther in front of me so i did just j out.

by Electrosphere June 10, 2021

cold j

the cold j is a form of big j invented by the vikings in the late 7th century. To perform a cold j the woman (or in some cases men) would hold ice, freezing water or cold iron in their mouth for 30 seconds to an hour. Then Viking ding dong would then be cold j'd until satisfied.

the only thing better than a big j is a cold j on a tuesday night.

by the lost pine of irons October 20, 2009

J-Hole

Jackass+Asshole. The ultimate ass insult.

He is such a J-Hole just forget him.

by Allice360 May 30, 2010

Hammy J

A hand job with a slice of ham wrapped around the penis.

Sarah had to stop at the local deli in preparation for the several Hammy J's she would be delivering that night.

by ttag105 January 1, 2012

j bag

a slut or usually a female who allows anymale in her pants

kmt your a j bag anyway

by kwengface June 1, 2019

J-Lee'd

When out dining with a group of more than four people, the subject who receives his or her food last--and most usually with an extra-extended delay that results in the rest of the table already finishing before the last subject even RECEIVES his or her food--has been J-Lee'd. Definition originated from an episode of MY NAME IS EARL and popular actor and professional skateboarder Jason Lee and often carried out by infamous hipster, photographer, and art director Jason Lee of TransWorld SKATEboarding Magazine.

Did they get your order? You want to try my cheeseburger? You order the easiest thing to make on the menu, but you still manage to get J-Lee'd every time!

by Paulson Phillips April 25, 2007

J Clutch

The act of not being clutch, blowing it. Named after Jordan, hence J clutch

Lebron J clutched the NBA finals for the Miami Heat.

by Strokin August 6, 2011