Noodle J

When your getting head from an unattractive chick at a party but you can't get your dick up in order to sustain the entirety of the blow job.

"I got a noodle j from this fat chick at Steve's party last night."

by Stevezilla March 19, 2010

j out

In the War Thunder slang, when your situation is so hopless that you'd rather keep pressing j (default key to adbandon veichle) and get back to hangar.

I was on fire and there was a Panther in front of me so i did just j out.

by Electrosphere June 10, 2021

J-Hole

Jackass+Asshole. The ultimate ass insult.

He is such a J-Hole just forget him.

by Allice360 May 30, 2010

j bag

a slut or usually a female who allows anymale in her pants

kmt your a j bag anyway

by kwengface June 1, 2019

Hammy J

A hand job with a slice of ham wrapped around the penis.

Sarah had to stop at the local deli in preparation for the several Hammy J's she would be delivering that night.

by ttag105 January 1, 2012

J Clutch

The act of not being clutch, blowing it. Named after Jordan, hence J clutch

Lebron J clutched the NBA finals for the Miami Heat.

by Strokin August 6, 2011

Drop a J

To drop a deuce so long that it curves to the shape of the toilet bowl, forming the likeness of the letter "J."

Dude, I'm about to drop a J! It still hasn't pinched off yet- get your camera!

by PseudonymSandyPants November 4, 2010