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Directory intelligence

Directory intelligence is the strategies and technologies for analyzing and improving your company’s directory data to create a more efficient digital workplace.
Directory intelligence is about using your directory data in new and better ways.
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Emotional Intelligence

Demonstrating care for the dumb shit that women care about.

Not to be confused with intelligence proper, emotional sensitivity, or other nominally related concepts, emotional intelligence has nothing to do with intelligence. Nor does it have anything to do with understanding emotions. Rather, emotional intelligence is the practice of assenting to a sequence of tearfully-delivered truth claims about the world one lives in solely on the basis that a woman "feels" that such and such is the case. Historically, emotional intelligence as a concept emerged as a type of estrogenic cope for middling IQ statistics and the general inability to engage in sound reasoning without the impediment of emotional hysteria.
"Men lack emotional intelligence!"
"Women have superior emotional intelligence!"
by call your father October 26, 2025
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intelligence

A measure of human ability to penetrate into the Time dimension. Our ability to Predict.
Sophie could tell that it will rain tonight at around 8 pm, the girl has good intelligence.
by movazi September 14, 2018
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Director of American Intelligence

The easiest job in the world.
Why do you laugh when we introduce you to the Minister of National Defence of Canada? We did not even smile when you introduced us to the Minister of Justice of the Russian Federation or the Director of American Intelligence.
by bitchuck September 3, 2025
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Intelligent disobedience

Intelligent disobedience is when an animal like a service dog breaks a command or a rule to help the owner and keep them safe.
My dog did something called intelligent disobedience to keep me from hurting myself.
by Doglover04 May 13, 2018
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intelligent falling

1) Falling intelligently because gravity is a theory cannot be explained.
2) Gravity version of intelligent design.
Apples fall from the tree because of intelligent falling. God palmed the tree so hard.
It's also the reason why we don't die.
by creationisthater December 15, 2015
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