by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008
Get the Chinese Ass Infection mug.A euphemism for "putting people to sleep" which is a euphemism for "putting people down" which is a euphemism for "killing people"
A patethic attempt by the american government to "dress up" execution to make it seem like something good and humane. They think that if they make a bit of a ceremony out of killing people its okay to do it. Really just a big power trip for governers to make them feel they are great. Also greatly pushed by conservative bastards whose main worry is its cost-effectiveness that it wont take too much money away from corporate welfare.
Supposedly provides "peace of mind" to the family of the condemned's victims. If the governor happens to be a good man and clears death row the families go crying on the Oprah show about how hurt they were that they spared his life.
Anyone who is even the slightest bit dissapointed that ANYONE was spared of their life is the spawn of satan, and the fuckheads who can stare at a camera and hold their wives hand and say with a cold voice "We have decided that the best solution for this man is lethal injection" are cold evil bastards.
If the condemned doesnt fall asleep when they inject him he lays there awake with the power of his muscles gently slipping away making him unable to breathe and slowly suffocate. How about we give those lethal injection pushers a little taste of their own medicine and after 5 minutes give them the antidote and then ask them how they like it?
A patethic attempt by the american government to "dress up" execution to make it seem like something good and humane. They think that if they make a bit of a ceremony out of killing people its okay to do it. Really just a big power trip for governers to make them feel they are great. Also greatly pushed by conservative bastards whose main worry is its cost-effectiveness that it wont take too much money away from corporate welfare.
Supposedly provides "peace of mind" to the family of the condemned's victims. If the governor happens to be a good man and clears death row the families go crying on the Oprah show about how hurt they were that they spared his life.
Anyone who is even the slightest bit dissapointed that ANYONE was spared of their life is the spawn of satan, and the fuckheads who can stare at a camera and hold their wives hand and say with a cold voice "We have decided that the best solution for this man is lethal injection" are cold evil bastards.
If the condemned doesnt fall asleep when they inject him he lays there awake with the power of his muscles gently slipping away making him unable to breathe and slowly suffocate. How about we give those lethal injection pushers a little taste of their own medicine and after 5 minutes give them the antidote and then ask them how they like it?
Good morning Sir, how would you like to die today? Lethal injection?? *big smile* heres a brochure of how its done, I promise it wont hurt.
Governor: Hey, look at me, I had fifty people put to sleep this year, wow I really do kick ass.
Ireland is a great country, this shit is banned by the constitution.
Governor: Hey, look at me, I had fifty people put to sleep this year, wow I really do kick ass.
Ireland is a great country, this shit is banned by the constitution.
by towel401 October 4, 2004
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beast infection comes from The commonly used term beast meaning that one looks tough, ripped, cut, has an intimidating presence,or that they are really good at something. Saying that someone has a beast infection is a slang or funny way to call some one or some thing a beast.
hat team must have a beast infection they win the championship every year.
dayum that dude has a severe beast infection
dayum that dude has a severe beast infection
by hahhhhahha November 1, 2009
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by lithium band June 18, 2010
Get the Lithium injections mug.a. To be so blacked out drunk one evening and not be able to distinguish dreaming and drunken reality on the subsequent morning.
Vaughn: "Dude, Tyler What did you do last night?"
Tyler: "I got fucked up last night but I don't remember the second half of the night."
Vaughn: "Yeah you're definitely in inception mode today man."
Tyler: "I got fucked up last night but I don't remember the second half of the night."
Vaughn: "Yeah you're definitely in inception mode today man."
by Brook's Brother July 23, 2010
Get the Inception mode mug.A sexual position involving an offensive lineman, a defensive lineman, and greasy twisted woman (frequently Asian). The neutral zone infraction occurs when the two opposing lineman double penetrate the woman orally and vaginally(frequently anally). The neutral zone infraction can only be official when the combined weight of all 3 members involved totals 650 lbs. Any illegal procedures that are a result of this, ie staring the opposing lineman in the eye, will result in instantaneous homosexuality and a 5 yard penalty will be given
Jeff: Did you hear what those sick fucks on the football team did?
Hank: No?
Jeff:They gave that blind Asian chick in our advanced biology class a neutral zone infraction
Hank: No?
Jeff:They gave that blind Asian chick in our advanced biology class a neutral zone infraction
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