a person who overestimates their own importance and exhibits arrogant or pompous behavior
aka lunchmeat
aka lunchmeat
That self-important bitch just cut in front of us in line; she's too busy lunchmeating on her cell phone to notice anyone but herself.
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by Juan "The Garrioch" Hefe July 14, 2006
Get the Serial Impregnator mug.The word you use in your English essay to replace either affect or effect because you're a piece of celery that's to stupid to figure out which is the proper one to use.
The lack of frogs in the forest has a major AFFECT on the ecosystem?
The lack of frogs in the forest has a major EFFECT on the ecosystem?
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The lack of frogs in the forest has a major impact on the ecosystem.
The lack of frogs in the forest has a major EFFECT on the ecosystem?
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The lack of frogs in the forest has a major impact on the ecosystem.
by Just_a_guy_making_an_impact May 7, 2019
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by Joe aka Codes August 19, 2003
Get the impugn mug.Used to describe what happens when the teleprompter goes blank while a speaker is reading from it, the words uttered after that are almost always improper.
Did you hear the imprompter words spoken by the president last night, I'll bet they fired the teleprompter operator immediately.
by 2B+ September 7, 2013
Get the Imprompter mug.A lifestyle choice a person makes about how to live and behave, according to an attitude stemming from impromptu decision making. Decisions are made sporadically, without previous preparation or thought.
A state of being pure in each moment.
Going off of what "feels right" in a particular instance without planning- One remains unscripted, raw, unrehearsed.
No hesitation involved.
Living a lifestyle in extemporization.
It's also the perfect excuse for poor decision making; however, it will NOT have you exempt from pregnancy, or STD's-
Example:
(female) "Why didn't you wear a condom? What do you think you are, one of those impromptuvationalists?"
(male) "Actually, I am..."
(female) "Well, I'm a Catholic, so it looks like we're BOTH going to be parents."
A state of being pure in each moment.
Going off of what "feels right" in a particular instance without planning- One remains unscripted, raw, unrehearsed.
No hesitation involved.
Living a lifestyle in extemporization.
It's also the perfect excuse for poor decision making; however, it will NOT have you exempt from pregnancy, or STD's-
Example:
(female) "Why didn't you wear a condom? What do you think you are, one of those impromptuvationalists?"
(male) "Actually, I am..."
(female) "Well, I'm a Catholic, so it looks like we're BOTH going to be parents."
(Customer) "Excuse me, Miss? My first drink came with a lemon wedge, this second was served with a lime..."
(Server) "I thought you'd enjoy variety as the spice of life! I'm an impromptuvationalist, it just felt so right."
(Customer) "Oh, in that case- Surprise me on my third! I love what a good impromptuvationalist will throw my way! You must have such a free spirit."
(Server) "I thought you'd enjoy variety as the spice of life! I'm an impromptuvationalist, it just felt so right."
(Customer) "Oh, in that case- Surprise me on my third! I love what a good impromptuvationalist will throw my way! You must have such a free spirit."
by EmilyaBear August 15, 2014
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