Ian

A homosexual male hooker, with a habit of charging a lot for a low quality blowjob. A homosexual male who slaps people with his small, fat genitalia. A low quality male homosexual hooker who prices a lot for a blowjob.

example1
"Ooooooooh, some Ian jizzed all over me!"

"that sucks."

example2
"A Ian tried to get me into another expensive blowjob again. Last time i ended up jizzing up blood!"

by klagarcles October 30, 2011

Ian

A perv that will ask to touch no matter what you look like

Ian: can I touch you butt

Person 1: no you can not touch my butt

Ian: can I touch your boobs
Person 2: no you cant touch my boobs

by Peanutmonkey May 11, 2016

Ian

An ugly guy that has a small penis

That guy is so Ian

by Gaiudgdbdjej December 18, 2017

Ian

a man who is one for pissing everyone off and getting beaten up by a weak link named Tytan

"wow Ian is so annoying"

"Ian is so weak he cant win a fight"

by Yourmommasugly May 28, 2019

Ian

Ian is a total jerk! He’ll make fun of you and make your life a living hell. He thinks he’s so cool but really he’s a sad excuse for a human being

I hate Ian

by I really love him July 31, 2019

Ian

If ones name is Ian you know for a fact, he is destined to be bald

Mother: oh look our new baby boy!
Dad: he looks like an Ian to me!
Mother:*ends husbands life*
Mother: what a moron

by Urmumgaylol101 October 28, 2019

Ian

Ian usually has long hair and because of that hair, looks like a scrawnier stereotypical school shooter. Hes always gay as fuk to his friends but is somehow straight. Hes sometimes funny but also make a bit of lame jokes. Is always a white kid. Always gets bullied in school by others and makes school shooting jokes if he has long hair and is called a school shooter. He always has a small dik. Sometimes doesn't have a dad because his dad doesn't love him and ran away when they were playing catch together when the ball rolled away he'd run off to chase it but never came back.

Ian is a lonely gay boi

by TotallyNotMade2Troll May 24, 2019