Ian

A homosexual male hooker, with a habit of charging a lot for a low quality blowjob. A homosexual male who slaps people with his small, fat genitalia. A low quality male homosexual hooker who prices a lot for a blowjob.

example1
"Ooooooooh, some Ian jizzed all over me!"

"that sucks."

example2
"A Ian tried to get me into another expensive blowjob again. Last time i ended up jizzing up blood!"

by klagarcles October 30, 2011

Ian

A perv that will ask to touch no matter what you look like

Ian: can I touch you butt

Person 1: no you can not touch my butt

Ian: can I touch your boobs
Person 2: no you cant touch my boobs

by Peanutmonkey May 11, 2016

Ian

Ian is a guy with a pau face that looks like Disney's animated character, Bao.

Friend 1: Have you seen Ian?
Friend 2: Yes, now I feel like eating Din Tai Fung.

by elvinkee July 13, 2019

Ian

He is insane about girls.he loves talking about girls.he usually talks about how good they look mostly the lower part

That’s so Ian

by Mhhh343 July 25, 2019

Ian

Ian is a total jerk! He’ll make fun of you and make your life a living hell. He thinks he’s so cool but really he’s a sad excuse for a human being

I hate Ian

by I really love him July 31, 2019

Ian

Best fucking fisherman on the east side of the Mississippi

Who’s that fisherman with the long cock?
Must be Ian.

by Tushtickler November 25, 2019

Ian

Ian usually has long hair and because of that hair, looks like a scrawnier stereotypical school shooter. Hes always gay as fuk to his friends but is somehow straight. Hes sometimes funny but also make a bit of lame jokes. Is always a white kid. Always gets bullied in school by others and makes school shooting jokes if he has long hair and is called a school shooter. He always has a small dik. Sometimes doesn't have a dad because his dad doesn't love him and ran away when they were playing catch together when the ball rolled away he'd run off to chase it but never came back.

Ian is a lonely gay boi

by TotallyNotMade2Troll May 24, 2019