Ian

A homosexual male hooker, with a habit of charging a lot for a low quality blowjob. A homosexual male who slaps people with his small, fat genitalia. A low quality male homosexual hooker who prices a lot for a blowjob.

example1
"Ooooooooh, some Ian jizzed all over me!"

"that sucks."

example2
"A Ian tried to get me into another expensive blowjob again. Last time i ended up jizzing up blood!"

by klagarcles October 30, 2011

Ian

A perv that will ask to touch no matter what you look like

Ian: can I touch you butt

Person 1: no you can not touch my butt

Ian: can I touch your boobs
Person 2: no you cant touch my boobs

by Peanutmonkey May 11, 2016

Ian

An Idiot. Liked by nobody and that kid who will pull your chair out from under you in class and then blame you for getting mad. play video games and lives with his mom.

Ian is a idiot

by PenelopeTheCat December 10, 2018

Ian

someone who has a seizure in ur dorm room

" goddamit he pulling an ian"

by SMDBISHCASH December 10, 2018

Ian

a man who is one for pissing everyone off and getting beaten up by a weak link named Tytan

"wow Ian is so annoying"

"Ian is so weak he cant win a fight"

by Yourmommasugly May 28, 2019

Ian

An angry fucking racist.

What an Ian.

by Etuyk January 9, 2020

Ian

Best fucking fisherman on the east side of the Mississippi

Who’s that fisherman with the long cock?
Must be Ian.

by Tushtickler November 25, 2019