Internut

n. a crazy person you only know from online experience.

I thought I was going on a date with that girl, but she turned out to be an internut.

by Mrjoshcook December 18, 2009

Interkunt

Someone (usually an emo little bitch) who uses the internet to bitch about people or start rumours, that they would never dare say to anyones face.

Harriet: I hate her she's such a liar! She's going to a torture chamber in hell soon.

Erin: Why don't you say that to her face instead of posting it on your facebook where she won't see it you loser.

Harriet is an Interkunt

by A_star89 March 7, 2010

Interrape

To textually rape someone through any form of messaging. Interrape often includes involuntary sexting, and some resistance from the victim of the interrape.

Text Message Conversation-

Jake: Sup bb <3
Mary: Nothin much just watching TV
Jake: I'm going to interrape you Mary
Mary: WHAT No
Jake: Thats the spirit ;)
Jake: *thrust thrust*

by JnigZ June 13, 2013

interburpt

(verb) the action of interrupting someone when they are talking by emitting a loud (and often smelly) burp.

Not advisable at:
- dinner parties
- interviews
- dates

Niki: "So I was totally making out with this guy, but then Shawn totally interburpt'ed us from across the room!"
Josh: "Ugh, classic Shawn. He probably had Taco Bell."
Niki: "Yeah, I could smell the Quesarito."

by FinalThunder526 June 16, 2016

interneptitude

The utter inability of technophobes to understand social media and online trends.

My dad's clear interneptitude meant it was futile to explain why he should stop playing Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up"

by big-eyed-freak June 11, 2016

Intercunt

Direct synonym of taint.

- the diviine area between one's asshole, and ones southern genitalia.

- descent: inter, the german word discribing inbetween, cunt, universal undefinable constant. Alternatively genitalia, e.x. My neighbor Kevin.

"Odds you lick michaels intercunt?"
"Dammit, i had one too many spicy wings, its all over my intercunt!!! The shit is EVERYWHERE"

by The poetic dorito March 17, 2017

enterrupting

When you tell someone a story, but you get interrupted by someone else entering the room.

"Whe you enter a room, can you check for a second if someone ´s talking, so you are´nt enterrupting someone for once?"

by Raziel2 April 1, 2017