Dirty Hippo

Alongside with Jamster, it's another lame service that invades your television with a series of commercials that inform you to use your cell phone to download tacky wallpaper and/or really annoying ringtones.

Girl: OMG CHECK OUT MY FITTY CENT RINGTONE!!! *dun, du-*
Guy: *Bashes phone on ground* Shut up, goddamnit.

by Gearbox January 25, 2005

Hippo

The deadliest animal in Africa, naturally. But also king of the "watering" hole. Able to rock anyone's boat with the utmost ease, the hippo is at his best underneath his prey and able to take them off guard. With horse like grace in the water, he is not only the best guardian of those around him, but able to obtain any others that are not. He is the second to largest mammal, with equally proportioned members.

Girl 1: That boy is damned sexy, and amazing in bed.

Girl 2: Who you mean Carlos? Yeah he's a hippo.

Girl 1: A hippo??!! I want him now...

by Anna Bennie February 11, 2010

spotted hippo

An erudite idiom for beauty incarnate.

"That girl over there, she's a spotted hippo!"

by Cannibalguppy August 28, 2008

Hippocrippo

One who performs hypocrisy countless times; is hypocrisy abbusive

"Yo man, my mom's such a hippocrippo!"
"Well mine's just a hippo."

by Amsome March 1, 2006

hippocrocodillapig

An extremely ugly girl!!!!! looks like she is crossed between several well known zoo animals.

man1..look at that bird , she is sooooo ugly!

man2.. yeah, i know shes a real hippocrocodillapig!!!!

by redmary August 8, 2006

hippocrocopigs

Hippocrocpigs means anybody male/female thats ugly, wrong, minging.... Chris Moyles on Radio one uses it a lot

I'm not going to that club again as its full of HIPPOCROCOPIGS

by Chris Armitage September 26, 2006

angry hippo

when a fat chick is on her period.

that is one angry hippo

by Lord of Ass October 4, 2013