Hemoglobically challenged

This is what someone says when they dont want to do something and don't have a convincing excuse.

My doctor said I can't come in and work my shift today because I am hemoglobically challenged.

by Bryce Morganthau January 23, 2017

hemophilia of the larynx

To Be A Blabbermouth

I love bae but she has totes hemophilia of the larynx!

by JingaMAn3000 May 15, 2017

hoemones

When someone clearly can't stop lusting over someone they find is hot or sexy

They are all over this person even when they protest.

When hoemones are acting up, the individual in question will give their target multiple compliments that may or may not be suggestive.

Friend 1: omg your so hot! Do you work out? Are you a movie star?

Friend 2, In the background probably: Omg can you control your hoemones pleas?!

by Theguccimakane January 7, 2018

hemoshere

A gay person trying to spell hemisphere

What is a hemoshere

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by Happiness in my heart January 19, 2018

Hemorrhoid egg

Something that can only happen within angry women usually named Emma.

Emma: You are such a baby
Me: You have Hemorrhoid egg stfu

by numsemand February 28, 2018

Hoemotional

When a female is in denial of being pre-menstrual, an angry bitch to everyone , crying constantly and wants a cuddle all at the same time.

Hey babe settle down, you're fucken hoemotional.

by TylahKerr June 14, 2018

hemotage

A woman’s couchie.

Jessica wore the tight pants and her hemotage hung out for everyone to see.
Bobby said “You moron, put on a skirt, your hemotage is hanging out and my parents are coming over.”

by Big Pimpin’ August 4, 2018