hydroautodefenestratiaphiliaphobiaphilia

To be sexually aroused by the fear of being sexually aroused by throwing oneself out of a window into water.

Rhys: Why did you masturbate while you jumped out of a window into the pool?: John: Sorry, I have hydroautodefenestratiaphiliaphobiaphilia, I just couldn't help myself. It runs in the family.

by lend_a_crackah_a_pencil May 7, 2014

Hydroponist

A person who works with hydroponic growing systems and plants

The hydroponist is working in his garden today

by Daco from lkpt March 7, 2016

hydroseeder

Someone who masterbates in the shower.

He was a classic hydroseeder and he sprayed his seeds upon the shower wall with groaning glee

by FatdogTavern March 21, 2016

hydrocortisone

A cream every doctor gives for everything.

"You got bitten by a radioactive spider? Here, use this Hydrocortisone cream."

by Melthar June 2, 2016

hydrosuck

when a girl sucks u up like a vaccuum😩💦👌🔥😳🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦🍆👌😫😫😫🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

"Yo OG Bobby Kelly gave me that hydrosuck!"

by b34tmym34t May 21, 2017

Hydrochloric acid

Spicy Water

"Mmm, I sure love this spicy water."
"Jimmy please stop drinking the Hydrochloric acid."

by Swag_Penguin March 21, 2021

reverse hydrocution

According to Patrick Beja from Blizzard Entertainment and The Instance, it is the shock the body feels after the "Polar Bear Challenge", where an individual gets into a hot tub, then jumps into snow, then returns to the hot tub.

That's dangerous! Can't you get...like reverse hydrocution...er something

by theJdawg September 19, 2010