Smelling Himself

A heightened feeling of bravado that is often (but not always) false or undeserved.

Ex 1 Joe Burrow was really smelling himself at the end of the 2019 college football season.

Ex2 Did you see the way Christine was walking around at the party like her shit didn’t stink? She was really smelling herself.

by jbarryd March 7, 2020

2006 HUMMER H1 ALPHA

A CAR THAT RUNS VERY SLOW BUT CAN PICK UP SPEED AND IS A GAS GUZZLER SO YOU MIGHT WANT TO STAY NEAR A GAS STATION

:you: Hey look a 2006 hummer h1 alpha

:someone: oh yeah

by Big tits boat head March 24, 2021

the anal god himself

The overall destroyer of anuses this guy will rock your world

Hoe #1: man Thomas is the anal god himself

Hoe #2: I should get myself someone like him

by The anal god himself August 31, 2017

Hummer

Hummer: An SUV which comes in three models:
H1: used by military and Arnold; its huge like Arnold and only gets around 8 miles to a gallon or about the same gas mileage as Chevy duelly pickup
H2: The most popular civilian model. It is full time 4 wheel drive and can ford 2 feet of water at speed. It gets about 12-16 MPG, which is comparable in mileage to a chevy 2500, ford f-250 or a chevy avalanch
H3: The smallest hummer in the GMC line up. This truck comes with a choice of two engines: A 5 cylinder or the V-8. While the 5 cylinder is adequete, the V-8 Alpha model is superb at towing. The H3 is based on the colorado truck body and gets between 16 and 20 miles per gallon. The H3 can do everything off road that that H2 can do but with better mileage. The H3 gas mileage compares with an average america pickup truck like the chevy colorado, or ford f 150.

1. That hummer H1 is so big, Arnold carries all his weight lifting equipement with him when he is on the road.

2. That Hummer H2 gets about the same gas mileage as a chevy avalanche.

3. The Hummer H3 is a nice ride with decent gas mileage; its too bad people stereotype the H3 with the H1.

by bullcityword February 27, 2011

Humer

Humer - Noun

Sarcastic retort presumed to mean humour. Means the opposite to funny.

That was humerous(!) meaning it was actually completely crap.

by Montago March 10, 2009

hummer

More than a blowjob; it's when a girl, or guy (men are capable of doing this too!) actually hums (thus vibrating her lips) when her mouth has encased your engorged penis or balls.

your mom gives great hummers.

by helen May 6, 2005

hummeled

(verb) To be blasted to smithereens by a seemingly unpreventable force.

Joe lost when his army was hummeled from across the river.

by Zott September 22, 2007