Humpty

The fuel of nightmares, typically an egg or a previous English king.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.

by poroekd October 13, 2022

humphler

vocally an idiot.

kevin is never right about anything he says he is such a humphler

by If I was home November 19, 2022

humptyrump

when you smash someone so hard that they pass out for a couple seconds

bro, i absolutely humptyrumped my girlfriend last night

fr no one asked

by kid stealer November 24, 2022

Humpty dumpty

Spittin image of Shea kearns

Person:have you seen Shea kearns

Person 2: Aye head on him like Humpty Dumpty

by Crt November 26, 2022

Humpty Dumpty

Mustafa Haroon

Oh look! it's Humpty Dumpty

by TylerDurdenHimself July 25, 2024

Humpty Dumpty

when a girls hot enough to hump, but her personality gets her dumped.

Humpty Dumpty sat on his balls, Humpty‘s big mouth went off the wall…all the ex-boyfriends and neighborhood men would never date humpty ever again.

by Shaggy6913 August 18, 2024

Humpty Dumpty

One partner puts an egg (uncooked, in the shell) up their butt and the couple goes on a date. If the egg breaks, the partner with the egg gives head to the other and if it doesn’t, the other partner retrieves the egg and makes breakfast (after giving head).

Hey babe, should we Humpty Dumpty tonight at the pub? Our friends will never know. Hehehhe

by corub69 January 7, 2024