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Human Female

Human Female

1.

Linda from Futurama
She is referred to as Human Female by her co-host: Morbo

2.
The Female half of the human species.
Symbol: ♀ Venus - The Goddess of Love
Biologically different from their male counterpart, the human female has XX sex chromosomes, a longer life expectancy, sex organs that facilitate children, breasts and many other things
Additionally they have different social expectations, although such a thing is undergoing thorough refinement in todays society
See also: woman, lady, girl
1.
Morbo: Over to you human female
Linda giggles

2.
Human Male: Nice breasts
Human Female: I have eyes you know...
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human horn

The olfactory organ found on a human. It is a very potent aphrodesiac.
"Human horn prices are skyrocketing in the black market."
by Mr. Feesh May 18, 2005
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An INCREDIBLY ignorant and egotistical species. Claims to have "invented" all things that it benefits from, and is the first species to put FOOD under lock and key, making it a commodity.
The armadillo was killed by a human in its automobile.
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Human Dumbell

A position utilized by homosexuals in athletic settings in which a person with power (coach, manager, etc.) inserts one end of a piece of athletic equipment, such as a baseball bat, into his anus and forces another member of the team or coaching staff to do the same with the other end.
John: You won't believe what Ted and Rob are doing in the locker room with your baseball bat!
Bo: Is coach doing a human dumbell without me?
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hilo hueman

a phrase popularly known to those on the website quotev, hilo hueman is celtic russian for "type here". however, it is often mistaken as a colloquial pronounciation of "hello human".
"hilo hueman is such a funny meme! i I hope it will return soon!
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Human Meat

Uhhh....are you okay? Why are you searching human meat?

Since no normal person would do this here are some reason why I think your here:

1- Your not okay.

2- You told someone you searched up human meat to be funny but they didn't believe you so here we are.

3- You are actually interested in what humans taste like, (They have the texture of chicken and tend to be salty.)
How do I know that? Eh...no...reason.

4- You are cannibalistic and was trying to see where you can find human meat.

5- Your just extremely bored

6- You were trying to see if someone would write about human meat on Urban Dictionary. *Cough cough*
Person 1 - "I wonder what human meat tastes like"

Person 2- "Uhh, let's look it up on Urban Dictionary!"

Person 1- "Yeah! Good idea!"
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humana humana

Who's the new humana humana on the office web-site?
by GeorgeyPorgey April 4, 2006
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