Hoeship

An agreement between two hoes (Male or female) to maintain equal and emotionless sexual relations.

"Me and Melinda have a hoeship. It's pretty great, it doesn't mean anything"

by Obamadidtitanic69 February 23, 2017

hoochie coochie mouth

When you feel like you’re about to throw up and your mouth starts salivating.

*takes shot*

Friend: “Bro, are you okay?”

Me: “Hell nah man, that shot of Jack gave me hoochie coochie mouth”

by SwoleBros October 16, 2020

Teen hooch

A crude liquor made by a teen when he can't find anyone to buy it for him.It is make from fruit and yeast.It is crude but it can still make you drunk.

Try some of john's teen hooch.

by Deep blue 2012 December 5, 2009

Haunted hoochie

A post abortion vagina

Guy 1: you're still gonna have sex with Ashley even though she had an abortion?

Guy 2: hell no! She has a Haunted hoochie

by Seth Sooley December 1, 2015

Cooch Hooch

It’s that thing of when a woman soaks their tampon in alcohol, and then inserts it in her vag to get a quicker buzz. Taking a shot of the mixture is optional.

Karen looks wasted. I bet she’s cooch hooching.

by antdido May 26, 2019

hooah

hooah (hoo ah) adj., adv., n., v., conj., interj., excla. Orig. unknown Slang. 1. Referring to or meaning anything and everything except "no". 2. What to say when at a loss for words. 3.a. Good copy. b. Roger. c. Solid copy. d. Good. e. Great. f. Message received. g. Understood. h. Acknowledged. 4.a. Glad to meet you. b. Welcome. 5. "All right!" 6.a. I don't know the answer, but I'll check on it. b. I haven't the foggiest idea. 7. I am not listening. 8. "That is enough of your drivel; sit down!" 9. Yes. 10. "You've got to be kidding me!" 11. Thank you. 12. Go to the next slide. 13. You've taken the correct action. 14. I don't know what that means, but I'm too embarassed to ask for clarification. 15. Squared away (He's pretty hooah.) 16. Amen!

first Sergeant: "Off-Post personnel will help cleaan the barracks."
Soldier: "Hooah Top." thinking this is fucked up.

by david November 18, 2003

hoochieslaughter

the killing, accidental or otherwise, of hoochies, skanks, and other promiscuous females. potential causes of death include rabies, laughter, being bitch-slapped to death, or being eaten by flying monkeys

"Yo man, what happened to Leroy?"
"He pimp-smacked that hoe so hard he got arrested for hoochieslaughter!"
"Shiiiit yo!"

by Tophu July 26, 2008