Hoosh is a weed delivery service based in San Francisco. The company uses a smartphone application to connect customers with nearby dispensaries to deliver cannabis on-demand
A substitution or alternative to any noun or verb. Mainly used to throw people off and confuse them.
Orignally, a slang word for illegal alcohol during the years around the Great Depression
"Jennifer Lopez looked like such a hoosh today, it was disgusting."
"HOOSHES UNITE!"
"Let's hoosh tonight after the party."
"Did you see her hooshes? Fuhhhhh, they were huge, like whoa."
"Get your hoosh over here, now."
"Oooooo! You're in for a hooshin' tonight!"
A hoosh is when a male is manually ejaculated. The term hoosh is also onomatopoeia as the imagined sound as ejaculate projectile soars through the air, just before it comes to rest on a nearby surface.
So and so gave me a hoosh in front of her best friend. I hooshed all over her friend's face.
I was just home hooshing. I hooshed all over the curtain ... my bad.
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.