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homemade sex doll

the sex doll which is produced after months of saving up one's shit and then sculpting it into the shape of a woman. the doll is usually destroyed while making love to it for the first time because of its delicate nature. the user of the doll will usually contract many diseases from the experience.
hey man, i finished my homemade sex doll this morning, im going home for a root!
by stia-styles July 29, 2007
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homeless balls

(n): The scrotal odor produced by avoiding personal hygiene for a minimum of 72 hours during a heat wave, especially when lacking air conditioning.
"Joe, holy crap, what is that godawful smell?"
"It's just my homeless balls honey. Nothing to worry about, I'm just on vacation and don't want to bathe!"
by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009
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homeland security

All actions taken by national, state and local governments, by the private sector, and by individuals to prevent a terrorist attack from happening, to protect a target from being hit, to respond aggressively and appropriately once a target is hit, and to recover after an attack.
The national government spends 30 billion dollars a year on homeland security programs. It spends more than 300 billion on department of defense projects.
by Industry Pincer September 18, 2005
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Homeless

A human being who is shocked by the Holocaustal attitudes present in other contributors to this definition.

Homeless is an adjective describing someone who, through their own fault OR through discrimination (see Fascism) has no permanent shelter.

They are often the subject of Fascism and grotesque misunderstandings from softer, less masculine and more fortunate people who have not been in their position.
There are two kinds of Homeless person: heroine addicted scumbags, and down-trodden equivalents to the third world poverty of Africa.

Women dont sleep with homeless people.

Homeless people constitute a significant proportion of suicides.
by Mr. Hatter June 14, 2011
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Homeless Scott

The art of always being that guy that say dude, I forgot my wallet can you spot me......and having a scruffly ass i havent shavent in a year beard
yo homeless scott that nigga still owes me 6 buck
by anal lube March 22, 2005
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homeless jesus

exactly what it says...homeless Jesus. God kicked him out after a wild party. Yes, there IS a story. Currently, it isn't posted online. However, that will change.
by Xns May 13, 2006
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homebase

a personal webpage used as a reference point
Get me in my homebase at www.amyking.org
by some say poem October 24, 2003
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