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A shithole that everyone must go to every day, from 7:30 in the morning to 3:00 in the afternoon, every week, for almost 10 months. These days, high school is a fucking pain in the ass. First you must deal with fitting in and actually making some fucking friends. You need to deal with your old friends changing and acting like an ass towards you. At the same time, if you actually give two shits about getting a decent job when you're older, you must focus on your studies and make sure you get the best marks possible. If you're sick as a fucking dog and have to stay home for a week, the teachers have absolutely zero sympathy for you. You miss shitloads of handouts, assignments and lengthy notes that in no way can you work on at home. You must find out what homework you missed by calling about 5 fucking different people and attempt to catch up WHILE dealing with your illness. If you tell your teacher that you were sick and couldn't think properly, they will just shout at you and punish you accordingly. You fucking kill yourself trying to understand that cursed bit of math that your teacher never explained to you because you were away. You freak out and end up hitting the sac at 1 in the motherfucking morning. Meanwhile, you are trying to cope with a tight, phlegmy throat that is fucking annoying and won't go away. A part of you wants to go to school the next day and not miss out on any more shitty work, and another part of you wants to stay home, heal some more, and have a blast playing video games. You freak out some more, toss a few things around and shed a few tears. Then you eventually calm down.

Some people consider high school a breeze; others do not. For some it is the most treacherous thing they can think about; for others it is exciting and enjoyable. All in all, teachers suck, students suck, assignments suck, homework sucks, handouts suck, being ill sucks, and as a whole, the chore known as school is the fucking scum of the earth.
Johnny gets sick Sunday night and stays home Monday and Tuesday. He tries his best to call his friends and catch up on as much work as possible. On Wednesday, he departs for his high school and has the worst day of his life. His teachers were an ass towards him and he now has shitloads of work to do. Johnny wishes school never existed.
by Jelloer January 3, 2009
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Leland High School

The worst high school there is. It looks like a fucking prison. Some kids are pretty cool but most look like they drink paint thinner for fun. It is a poor school in a rich neighborhood which means it gets no money from the school district. The current principal is a meme and looks like Humpty dumpty.

;( Basically, if you go to Leland you're either dumb as a sack of sand or smart as a chimp, there's no in-between. If you have ever considered going to Leland, don't.

Charge on!
Leland high school is a dump, I've seen nicer looking prisons.
by J0eMaMaCanSugmaDixk October 21, 2019
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Centennial High School

A Bunker like structure situated in Howard County, often rated as one of the top schools in Maryland. Most people agree that its architectual design resembles a prison or bunker. Contains a overwhelming amount of Asians, (Misnomer Chentennial), and has hardware collections that are still in use ranging from thermometers used in WWI to computers built during the Cold War. It is believed that the usage of such legacy systems is caused by a lack of adaquate funding to upgrade infrastructure.
*Centennial High School computers needs 30 or more minutes to start Mozilla Firefox.
by Zulu Charlie April 21, 2011
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Houston high

School with an identity crisis- is it in Germantown or Collierville?
Does it have snobby white girls in their dads jeeps or trashy black soundcloud rappers?
Are the teachers rude and unhelpful or are the kids ungrateful little shits?
The answer to these questions will always be both.
Jeez dude, you go to Houston high? When's the last time your classmates weren't assholes?
by CigBlappa January 30, 2019
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High-writing

Unlike WUI high-writing refers to writing while under the influence of marijuana, specifically
AKA fly-writing
High-writer: Hey, I was high-writing all night yesterday.
Friend: No way, you HAVE to share it with me
High-writer: It's gonna blow you away
by TheRyad March 18, 2011
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High School

a four year test of how much bullshit you can put up with.

unfortunately this an apropriate way to prepare for this word of bullshit we all live in
everyone in high school pretends like their time there will actually amount to something other than a piece of paper when you graduate
by DJ BJ SF January 22, 2012
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