Heather

An obnoxious white bitch

That Heather over there got pissed when I said mayo isn't spicy.

by potanna January 24, 2017

hetero-crush

a heterosexual who finds a member of the same sex to be attractive and is drawn to that person in a non-sexual manner.

"She is so pretty I think I've developed a hetero-crush on her."

by 000Sara000 December 26, 2005

Heteroflexible

A primarily heterosexual person who's not opposed to occasional same-sex trysts when circumstances permit.

"Jake swears that most of his fraternity brothers are heteroflexible once they've chilled with a few beers."

by Blackwelder January 18, 2006

heather

A largely dysfunctional human being who challenges any coffee cup to contain it's liquid, field tests smart phones for durability, and can not operate exercise equipment, let alone operate staircases.

Oh man, are you okay? That was a total Heather move.

That coffee cup I knocked over didn't spill a drop, it is completely Heather proofed!

by mgrunge1967 December 28, 2015

Heather

A popular bitch. Derived from the 1989 cult classic "Heathers", a Heather will do anything to be the queen of the school, including stepping over another Heathers' dead body, and snubbing all past friends.

"Have you talked to Rebecca lately?"

"No, she's turned into such a Heather"

by hyannah77 October 17, 2008

Heather

Female who is unable to keep her pants dry.

It could be 80 degrees and sunny outside but Heather's pants will get wet.

by Anabella May 11, 2008

Heather

A Heather is the definition of someone who sleeps a lot,

the name for this is snooze.

That Heather don't half snooze a lot

*SNOOOOOZE*

by MajorXD May 24, 2009