heiners

Another word for ass or butt.

Man it was great she let me put in her heiners last nite!

by William von heiners October 19, 2007

Obama's little helper

A teleprompter. Namely used for someone who can't be caught talking on TV without a Teleprompter.

"Man, this weatherman is a moron! He can't talk for more than three words without using Obama's little helper!"

by Cruisemissleking, bitch! April 12, 2010

Tuna Helper

This is based on the use of the "stranger" where the male lays on his own arm to put it to sleep. Then uses his own arm to masturbate himself but here's the twist...

Put the arm to sleep with two fingers extended and have your female partner use your stranger hand to finger her vagina to her satisfaction.

Megan - would you like a Tuna Helper?

by Panther13 April 23, 2009

Timothy Heller

A singer who just got famous when she accused her 'friend' of raping her. I don't believe her, but that's just me ;-;

She's sooo hot, she's fine af.

Don't believe me?? Look her latest pictures on Instagram, she's worthed it😏

Person: Wtf is Timothy Heller??
Me: She sucks at singing, but I would do whatever she wants me to do to her. And when I say whatever, I mean it... I WOULD LICK HER EVERYWHERE, SHE MAKES ME SO FUCKING HORNY🔥

by Awkward gay teenager April 20, 2018

helmer

yep..that seems about right

wow...shes sucha bitch

by her parents January 24, 2005

helmersen

Helmersen is a norwegian surname. Not much of the "honourable heritage" therefore, if you tell anyone your surname is Helmersen, people won't raise their eyebrows. Totally non-extraordinary.

Golddigger: Hi, what's your name?
Marius Helmersen, and you?
Golddigger: *fakes a stomach ache and leaves the room*

by Larsson Antonsen January 4, 2008

Timothy Heller

Talented singer, mental health advocate and amazing role model, deserves to be happy. A fashion icon

(everytime Timothy Heller posts on Instagram)
Dreamers: YESS SLAY, QUEEN!!

by chaotic lamb April 30, 2018