having a tug

Fixing up the blankets on your bed while making it.

James was having a tug while making his bed.

by Lionel Jackson November 22, 2013

i'm having fun mum

said when anyone says something extremly dumb, or makes a shit call. basically it shuts them down.
you say it in a retards sorta voice.
came from the add where the kid is on the monkey bars and says "im having fun mum"

"are the sun and the moon the same thing"
"i'm having fun mum"

by nikki.6 January 7, 2008

having trouble finding nemo

A dude looking for the C.L.I.T.

A young boy who still looking for you know what

A single dude looking for a fuck friend

A gay looking for anything else than Nemo EX. hotmales

Hey dude, having some troubles finding Nemo ?

by Jeff Nemo Belanger January 13, 2004

Having Dex

The enjoyable act of sitting on your couch, watching the hit T.V series "Dexter"

If I get home in time I'm having Dex

by theskiflyer October 21, 2010

are you having a laugh?

basically means “are you taking the piss”

“Meghan Markle & Prince Harry are pure class!”
“Are you having a laugh? lunatic”

by stellaohlala April 12, 2021

Having a bubble bath

Being unreasonable

jim sais "paul let me have all your money", pauls sais "you must be having a bubble bath jim".

by NiggaNig October 27, 2003

having a pokey

Using your own fingers to poke up your bum whilst using your other hand to rub your own sexual organ

Alancheeky was caught having a pokey by his housemates

by Alan Cheek July 20, 2008