haru

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by Anonymous September 3, 2003

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Haru

Haru, in Japanese, means spring, but it means otherwise in the ancient Mayan language. It means to be internally masturbating for all eternity. Some people will nowadays use this term as a joke.

Y'know, I kinda think I'm a haru.

by HentaiJuanito May 9, 2018

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Haoru • haorui • haru • Harun • haruto • haruka • Harumph • Hairul • Haruko • harumi

When you know you are the shit...top of your game...and you want to rub it in every jumpoff's face...turn around as they follow your lead to pleasure town...and harrumph biscuits...keep up...and maybe you will lead one day.

Harrumph Harrumph Harrumph...I didn;t get a Harrumph out of you...you better watch your ass.

by turtled9 September 30, 2006

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The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Worst fucking series ever. It's not entertaining in any way and has annoying as hell voice acting. This series, for whatever the fuck reason, became extremely popular and has an enormous fanbase. The saddest and most pathetic thing about this series is that it tires VERY VERY HARD to make you laugh, and it falls flat on it's ass and fails. Of course all the wapanese and Otakus will argue that this series is "unique" or "original", and I’ll give them that, but keep in mind, being those things doesn't mean it's any GOOD! Fuck this series.

Wapanese kid: ZOMGZ! Dis iS FUUUNY!!

Otaku kid: I KNOWZ!!!11 I LOLLED WEHN DA THING KNOWZ IT'S A FILM AND MAKES FUN OF ITSELF!!!!111

Me: What the hell you two!? This shit isn't funny at all it's just pathetic and stupid. Whatever you guys watch this shit, I’m gonna go watch Hot Fuzz.

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya blows ass.

by SetAbominae August 29, 2007

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