handjob hansen

v. the act of secretly jerking another man off while he is sleeping.

Origin: US NAVY person named "Hansen" used to do this to his shipmates until he was caught.

"He was sound asleep and he did a handjob hansen on him."

by Paganwolf74 September 3, 2005

Hanes

brand of underwear
also a company owned by Sara Lee

While Johnny always wears FTL boxer briefs, Billy always wears Hanes tighty-whities.

by francium June 11, 2006

Evan Hansen

Verb: to crash, to burn, to meet with disaster

I know it wasn’t supposed to be a comedy, but I thought parts of it were hilarious. The name Evan Hansen will hereby be used as a verb meaning “to crash, to burn, to meet with disaster”.

No thanks

by HundredC September 28, 2020

heavy-handed

A term describing a generous bartender. This bartender always fills your pint glass to the brim and ensures you get your money's worth in any mixed drink.

"Jack sure is a heavy-handed bartender, there's just enough cranberry juice in this cranberry vodka to give it color."

"I'm starting to think Lisa is a cougar, she's always heavy-handed with attractive frat boys."

by Rena Jae November 2, 2011

caggie handed

Used to describe left handed people. Mainly used in the Midlands.

She's a bit caggie handed!

by Pumpkin15 June 9, 2016

short-handed

1) without any seemingly particular effort
2) in unfavorable circumstances
3) in a game of when your team is not on the power play
4) hand-over-fist in British English slang

Person a: can Sidney Crosby score short-handed, even after his injury of Jan 2011-Feb 2012?

Person b: we'll have to wait and see.

by Sexydimma November 16, 2014

Haneesh

Haneesh refers to being always interesting. People with this name are really sweet, strong, have big goals, understanding and surprisingly lustful.

Look at the sky dude, it is very haneesh right?

by Unaccommodating February 17, 2020