handifapped

injury resulting as a direct cause of fapping i.e. sprained wrist, dislocated dick, etc.

"ey yo jim. wanna play poker tonite?"

"can't. i'm handifapped in my card-holding hand"

"aw man, at least now you can use.. handiFapped PARKIng. haha come on that was a good one"

by CanOfPeas April 18, 2010

Handicapped Turkey In A Wheelchair

Used in situations where you honestly don't know what the fuck to to say.

Girl: "So eh.. I'm pregnant....yeah"
Guy: ".....HANDICAPPED TURKEY IN A WHEELCHAIR"
*Pokerface may be advised in this situation*

by The Zen Within February 3, 2012

Handichapped

A word to describe an angry or furious disabled person

This autistic kid getting handichapped fr

by LargShibe February 6, 2019

haneil

Haneil is a beautiful girl, she has an amazing personality, and is very weird. She is hilarious, and loves to make people laugh. She is charming, sweet, and loveable. When she falls in love, it’s unexpected. Haneil is also a girl who loves to run, she is very athletic too. She is an amazing singer and loves to dance. Haneil is full of heart, and puts effort in everything she does.

Haneil has such an amazing personality.

by Hailey Liz Marlyn February 28, 2019

Haaniya

Haaniya is a really great person. She can be a bad bitch sometimes but also be your humble queen. Haaniya will always be there when you need her to and give you the best advice she can ever give. She’ll give you comfort like no other. If you have a friend named Haaniya make sure you keep her and if u don’t she’ll keep u lmfaoo. Besides her amazing personalities, she’s beautiful. She has the bright eyes and most warm hearted smile. Anyways stan haaniya cause she’s a queen periodt.

person #1: Haaniya is so fun and cool!
person #2: ikr she did a triple flip on the roof top the other day !

by iatemysoup360 May 15, 2020

Hannibal Lecter humor

Sexually perverted, sadistic, dark and sexually inappropriate humor

This definition of Hannibal Lecter humor refers to a type of humor that only Hannibal Lecter, the character from both the book and the movie The Silence of the Lambs, would find funny.

by Sexydimma August 30, 2013

hanniballz

Hanniballz is a editor on instagram. They edit god tier tv shows and people. She is also known as biggest hannibal and taehyung stan alive.

Bro hanniballz posted a new edit and its literally fire.

by jhope luvr August 29, 2021