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It's Halloween; watch out for the boogers, witches,and haints
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Shit Cunt Haines

S.C = Shit Cunt.
Haines = Matthew's last name.

Shit Cunt Haines.
Verb; doing an S.C Haines, making an S.C Haines call.
Adjective; "You're such an S.C Haines."

See also; S.C Haines, shit cunt, general fuckhead, toy cunt, 'The Neverending Book Of Awful Calls' Written by Matthew Haines.

- Shit Cunt Haines is a saying and a term used to describe someone that makes a bad call, does something utterly stupid, or is just generally a fucking twat. Many, many people know and love this widely used term. Matthew Haines (who has been named the original Shit Cunt and the founding member of all Shit Cunts around the world) is a lord to all of whom are born natural shit cunts or do the hard yards and earn there way to becoming an A-Grade shit cunt, with calls such as these:
"She's hell hot!"
"Mate, she looks like a horse. What you fuckin' said was such a Shit Cunt Haines call."

"I once kicked this heaps good goal on Fifa, but no one saw it except me. But it was actual good........"
"Shut the fuck up. No one cares. Biggest S.C Haines call."

and

"Let's get some drunk bitches, fuck them and then leave in the morning but say we'll say goodbye first and leave our number in case they need to contact us."
"S.C Haines moment x100."

And to all you losers that don't like swearing, I have but one thing to say to you - Eat a bag of freshly circumsized dicks, you cock juggling thundercunts.
by Eatadickcunt. August 18, 2010
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Halina

Latina girl with bold features. Dresses to impress and always has nice hair. Long ass eyelashes. The glow up is real from middle school to senior year. Sex with Halina is the best you'll ever have.
Damn, Halina looks hot. Thats one latina I wont let Trump deport.
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hanging the bag out

making an easy job last as long as possible (particularly when being paid by the hour).
old durham mining term
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Hanging from the chandeliers

Dude, sarah and zach were practically hanging from the chandeliers last weekend.
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haninda

A weaboo and kboo who sometimes likes to say mwoya randomly 100-269 times a day, she also has a crush on ushijima from haikyuu!
Farrell: yo, why is she always saying mwoya?
Rafi: idk dude that"s probably a haninda
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haintey

A snobby, know-it-all, pretentious attitude. Similar in definition to hincty, but with much more flare.
You're attitude is very haintey! It's just too much. You are not even a member of this band yet, honey!

How she gonna come up in here all haintey when I know she got on some $2 pumps with that dress.
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